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S1 E15Unfinished Business

VJVictoria Justice

Here I am, once again Feeling lost but now and then I breathe it in To let it go

VJVictoria Justice

You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action

[In Tori's house]

Bread mold

IIan

Bread mold

Furry

IIan

Furry

Mushy

IIan

Mushy

Next, the fish mold

IIan

Fish mold

[enters] I am so upset! You won't believe who I got partnered with for the big showcase.

Who?

Andre Harris, a 10th grader!

IIan

What's the big showcase?

It's a performance they put on at her school "every" year where they...

[cutting in] They invite agents and directors and producers and other super powerful people in show business and it's extremely important to me, which is why I am very upset, and [dramatically throws him out] goooooodbyeeeee.

Hey! Ian and I have a science project due tomorrow. I have to turn in my mold bush.

No Andrew is coming over and you've got to help us figure out what I'm going to be doing in the big showcase. I DEFINITELY want to sing, (sings off key) How was that?

Loud!

Awesome. (doorbell rings) He's here. (she walks to answer the door, Tori follows) STAY! (Trina answers the door) Come in!

Thanks.

Tori, that's Andrew

Andre.

Hey.

You go to Hollywood Arts, too?

Ohh no, I'm not a performer. Just my sister.

Yep, I've got the talent and she's got the strong teeth. You know, she's never had one cavity.

I try not to brag about it. (Andre walks to the piano)

Ooh, nice piano! (plays)

Oh, my god! You're fantastic!

He's okay. (Andre sniffs Tori's hand)

Fish mold. (Andre drops Tori's hand)

Tori's Slap Update': 5 DAYS helping Trina and Andre rehearse. Trina's driving me INSANE!

Andre (on phone) No, Grandma, listen...there is no way that you can drown at my school...you're not going to fall in a toilet...(pretends to lose signal) look...look I got to...I'LL CALL YOU LATER! (hangs up)

Your grandmother's coming to the big showcase?

Yeah its going to be the first time she's left the house in six years.

Why?

The woman is afraid of everything - people, umbrellas, Rabbis, bikinis, breakfast foods.

So if she saw a Rabbi in a bikini eating pancakes...

The woman would burst into flames.

(off screen) You guys, come on!

Back to rehearsal.

Lets go.

(in a light blue dress) So? What do you think? (turns around) Fabulous, right?

You really need to wear that just to rehearse?

A performer needs to feel the part to be the part!

I thought we talked about not tapping my nose anymore.

(laughs) Okay, we got the comedy stuff down, so let's start with my song.

And by your song, I'm guessing you mean the song that I wrote.

No one cares who wrote the song! (laughs) Now, go. (Andre plays first notes) SLOWER!

(Andre is startled)

(off-key) You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action! You'll never gonna fade...

Trina?

Trina ...you'll be the - WHAT?!

I-I think Andre was right! You should let him play the song in a faster tempo!

No, it has to be a power ballad! So, all the important people can hear my range! And vocal clarity!

But, I just think -

No, just take it from "When I make it shine."

(Andre continues playing)

(off-key) When I make it shine! (holds note) Well?

Do you have any aspirin?

(Tori gives a handful of aspirin)

TSTori's Slap Update

Ditching school - going to Trina's BIG SHOWCASE!!!

Oh, hi! You must be Andre's grandmother?

I don't know you! (hides)

(Trina's screaming in pain in the background)

(walks down the aisle) Excuse me, you're Trina's parents?

Yes.

VMrs. Vega

Why?

Please come with me.

(The Vega's follow Lane, Charlotte peers out from behind seats)

NKNurse Kotter

Just - just keep your mouth open!

(muffled) That is so not helping!

Here she is.

VMrs Vega

Trina!

What happened?!

Look at my tounge It's massive!

Oh, my god, it's huge!

Somebody do something!

VMr. Vega

Are you the school nurse?

NKNurse Kotter

Yeah. Does anybody know how this happened?

The chinese herb gargle!

You guys, Sikowitz really wants everybody back in class.

And you really wanted a date to the prom last year, but you didn't get one, did you?

What's that supposed to mean?!?!

Rex!!!

Tell your puppet to quit being mean to me!

I went to the pet store and got us a dog.

That’s right I’m the family dog uh woof.

Sikowitz’s would you please tell Tori that dogs walk on 4 legs, not 2 and don’t talk.

Tori, if you're going to play a dog you have to act like one.

Uh-oh looks like this dog has bugs in her fur.

Uh woof.

ECEli and Cat

Ew!

Aw it's okay. I read on the Internet that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs.

Maybe you shouldn't, uh....

Jade.

(Jade pours the coffee on Tori anyway, and Tori gets up and looks at Jade in humiliation)

What's the prob, dog?

(Tori angrily storms out of the classroom and into the hallway)

My name's Cat.

Like the animal!

What's that supposed to mean?!

Nothing! I...I love cats.

Oh, me too! They're so cute. [walks off]

This school's not normal.

Really?

You're not normal either. I've seen what you can do on stage. You're special. You're fantastic. You belong at this school. [starts to walk off, then looks at her again] Normal's boring. [Cat shows up]

It's true!

That normal's boring?

No, that no one asked me to the prom.

Okay, first I'd like to introduce our new student, Tori, and I'd like to thank Tori for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.

Why'd you give him two dollars?

I thought he was homeless.

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