Wait! Who's that guy?
He's...a woman.
Dear Ghandi! (runs into the duck truck, and the episode ends as the truck takes off and passes by a pavement that reads "NO ESCAPING" while the gang cheers)
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Okay, well. I’m going home now. Forever.
No. You’re not leaving this school.
She has to. [Everyone stares at her] I mean, I feel really bad about it. Seriously, but you know. Bye.
[to Jade] I think I'll miss you least of all.
[to her friends] You guys, I don't want to be alone when I tell Trina that she-[Everyone walks away from Tori]
HHelen
And I thought Crazy Steve was crazy.
[After Trina kicks the dummy in the gongs]
You better put some ice on that!
Hello. Your attention please. Up here. I'm waving. See my hand moving to and fro. Please.
[stands up and yells aggressively] Everybody shut up! [everyone is quiet now and they're all looking at her]
Ahh Jade, so sweet and feminine.
Wait, who are you?
HHelen
My name is Helen. I'm the new principal of Hollywood Arts.
[to Robbie] You shouldn't park your bike there.
Alright, Tori and Jade. You two are going to play husband and wife.
I'll be the wife.
Yeah, no kidding.
Now, here's your brand new synthetically redheaded baby! (turns chair to show Cat in a baby bonnet)
Wait, before we start, I was just wondering, I have 3 quest– (Sikowitz puts pacifier in her mouth)
All right, your dialogue should be all friendly and happy, but your subtext is anger, so you must say your happy lines angrily. Action!
Hey, I am so honkin' happy that we got married and had this cute little baby!
Ditto to that! I tell you, nothing warms my cockles more than lookin' at this magical pile of baby here!
Goo!
Oh, did you hear that "Goo!"?!
How’s Trina?
Is she alright?
How’s the ranch house?
Trina's banged up but she's going to be fine. Nothing serious.
Well done, Foon Yee.(About Trina's feet being blenched and looking good)
(grabs Tori's face) You look bloated. Have you been eating a lot of salt?
You're all suspects.
RRex
Awww, not again.
Suspects?
For what happened to Trina?
(nods) Uh huh.
But that was an accident.
Yup. A terrible hilarious accident. That already has 1,700 views!
Posting videos of people's tragedies is just mean and wrong.
Yeah. No, thanks, I really appreciate your input on that.
(Jade giggles while watching her phone)
What's so funny?
Are you laughing at that video of Trina getting hurt?
No...I'm laughing at the comments.
You posted it online?
A little bit.
Why'd you cast Trina as the lead girl?
I didn't want to. You know my Cuddly Cathy doll that I love and I've had since I was five years old?
Nah, I don't know what you're talking about.
No, you've never mentioned it.
Oh. Well, Trina kidnapped her, and she wouldn't give her back unless-
Unless you gave Trina the lead.
Yep.
That's jacked up.
Yeah, but don't you think you're a little old to be playing with dolls?
RRex
Right!
I know!
RRex
Hey, Trina.
What?
RRex
You wanna know my 2 favorite things about you? (Trina slaps him)
Trina!
RRex
You don't know what I was gonna say!
Shut it, puppet!
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