Sikowitz, Tori and others in “Unfinished Business”

Sikowitz

Alright, Tori and Jade. You two are going to play husband and wife.

Tori

I'll be the wife.

Jade

Yeah, no kidding.

Sikowitz

Now, here's your brand new synthetically redheaded baby! (turns chair to show Cat in a baby bonnet)

Cat

Wait, before we start, I was just wondering, I have 3 quest– (Sikowitz puts pacifier in her mouth)

Sikowitz

All right, your dialogue should be all friendly and happy, but your subtext is anger, so you must say your happy lines angrily. Action!

Tori

Hey, I am so honkin' happy that we got married and had this cute little baby!

Jade

Ditto to that! I tell you, nothing warms my cockles more than lookin' at this magical pile of baby here!

Cat

Goo!

Tori

Oh, did you hear that "Goo!"?!