This one time I ate a hamburger and an hour later i started sneezing but i don't think it had anything to do with the hamburger.
Maybe your red hair dye seeps through your skull and into your brain.
Can that happen!?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Where's Trina?
Tori locked her in the bathroom.
Cat! You weren't supposed to tell her that.
I'm okay with it.
I spy a fly, with my little thigh!
Thigh?
Sikowitz': [Chases the fly] Come here! Time to die! [crashes through a window]
RRex
[after Tori kisses him] Take me home.
Okay, Beck. What role will Cat be playing at the Great Sikowitz Sleepover?
Cat will play a 1980s standup comedian...who's very annoying!
I wanna be a unicorn!
You can't!
Phooey..!
Now, Cat! Who will Robbie be playing?
Well...i've decided, Robbie's role should be a motivational speaker...
Pfft. I could do that!
Who just drank some weird beverage that makes his legs weak and wobbly! (laughs)
Okay, so, uh, i'm a motivational speaker with...jelly legs.
Yeah, i'm creative.
Wonderful. Robbie, tell us the character you've chosen for Beck.
Sure! One sec. (presses some buttons on his PearPad then turns it to them) Okay. Beck will be playing... (turns the PearPad to face them) A guy from England whose accent is really hard to understand, and he's always invading people's personal space.
(in a British accent) No problem.
Andre! What do you have in store for Torro?
Did you just call me Torro?
Maybe.
It's To-RI!
I know. But I do love that fatty tuna.
(to Robbie) Should I be offended?
Okay, uh, Tori's character will be a cop who wears way too much red lipstick, and is obsessed with raisin bran.
Where did you come up with that?
Well, see, I had this dream last night, where this lady cop was like...and she was like...then I was like...I just thought of it.
Tori! Tell us what Jade will be.
Love to. (As she walks in front of the others, Jade looks worried that Tori will say something she will hate.) Jade will be an innocent farm girl from Alabama who's always super sweet and nice and never gets upset about anything.
I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door.
Now tell us who Andre will be playing.
Ugh, fine... (stands up and walks in front of the others) You're gonna be a guy who's just finished running a marathon...
Okay.
Who also happens to be nine months pregnant.
...Who's the daddy?
WAAAAA! I think I'm gonna have a baby! Why did I just run that marathon?!
I AM A POLICE OFFICER! Would you like some RAISIN BRAN?!
JJason
I'm going with some guys to see the Waldogs play at the moxie.
I'll go with you to see the Waldogs play at the moxie, I'll go right now!
EEEECK! Cat...you just broke character. (opens the door)
Yay! (drops her microphone and leaves with Jason) Bye, everyone, I'll be at the moxie! (Sikowitz shuts the door after they leave.)
And to THINK I was gonna let that boy eat my Raisin Bran!
Why don't you stop invading my personal space, and have a little of this Raisin Bran?!
(in British accent) I'm game. So why don't you pop a dabble in my mouth.
(Jade burns her hands after touching a very hot tray)
My goodness, that tray was hot! Oh, well. Look at it! My skin's starting to blister! And I do believe that's the sweet smell of my burning flesh!
Uh, Jade, perhaps I should try----
Who's Jade? My name is Betsy-Sue Goldenheart. A happy farm girl who's experiencing extreme pain right now! Aaaooooowwwwwww.... (Jade smiles and exits the house)
And yet, she never broke character.
MOVE THIS CAR! (glass breaks and a car siren goes off)
You broke character!
AND...your neighbor's car window. (a police siren wails)
Go inside, go inside. (pushes Tori inside and closes the door)
(into his walkie) I can't take it anymore-ALRIGHT! (stands up, and turns to face Tori and Beck) Since it's obvious...neither one of you are going to be breaking character anytime soon, and I can't STAND being here with either one of you anymore...I'm going to bed. You can help yourself to anything in the refrigerator but please. (explicitly) Do NOT look in the cabinet under the sink in my bathroom. PLEASE. ...Good night. (walks away)
(in British accent) Have you ever seen a carnivorous wildebeest rubbing up fat Dan Schneider walking-
I AM A POLICE OFFICER!
Egofen.
(Robbie is laughing and eating popcorn while watching Terms of Endearment, a drama film, with David and Holly Vega)
Who laughs at Terms of Endearment?
It's not a comedy. (the doorbell rings. David opens the door. It was Cat and Jason)
(waving) Hi, Tori's dad!
Hi.
This is Jason.
And?
Robbie texted me and said you guys are watching a funny movie!
(turns to Robbie) It's not a comedy!
Hey, you guys! Come on in. (Cat and Jason enter the house)
Oh, popcorn!!! (Cat eats popcorn and sits along with Jason. Cat starts to laugh) Is that Debra Winger?
Yeah. She's hilarious!
She's DYING!
(Cat, Robbie and Jason continue to laugh while watching the movie)
(Robbie, Cat, Andre, Jade and Jason watch Terms of Endearment, a romantic drama film, and they won't stop laughing.)
(annoyingly) HOW is that funny?!
Does she ever quit crying?
Ah, she'll be dead in minutes. (Both David and Holly get irritated and walk upstairs. Then, Robbie, Cat, Jason, Andre and Jade continue to laugh out loud)
Raisin Bran was invented by Kevin McRaisinburg and Jack McBran.
(Tori and Beck have passed out after sleeping on chairs)
(in normal voice) Hey, what time is it?
...AH! AHHH! YOU... BROKE CHARACTER! YOU LOST! (stands up) I AM A POLICE OFFICER, AND I AM VICTORIOUS! ENJOY SOME RAISIN BRAN, YOU FREAKISH BRIT! (pours some Raisin Bran on a smiling Beck) THIS IS OFFICER PADESCO. CODE 3! (imitates a police siren noise while running out) (screams) Ha-Ha!
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