Sikowitz quotes from Victorious

Robbie

Sikowitz, Cat has Bibble!

Sikowitz

Cat!

Cat

No, it's not mine, I'm holding it for a friend! (Sikowitz takes the Bibble away) But I need it...I mean, my friend needs it!

Andre

Cat, here.

Cat

What's this?

Andre

It's a special gum. If you crave Bibble, just chew some of that, it'll make you feel better. You just unwrap it and chew it–

Cat

I know how gum works!

Jade

AAH!!

Beck

Whoa! Whoa!

Jade

AAH! COME HERE, YOU!

Beck

Jade, whoa whoa. Watch it.

Cat

Someone...

André

Don't do that. What are you... stop it.

André

Hey! Cut it out! Hey!

Sikowitz

You girls knock it off.

Jade

I'll get you.

Cat

I don't wanna be gotten.

Sikowitz

No, she didn't get expelled from Hollywood Arts to make room here for you.

Tori

Then why did she get kicked out?

Sikowitz

She's crazy. A loony-bat. She stole things... Carried weird stuff in her backpack... Called everyone Debbie. A real nut case.

Lick my loafers, Debbie.

Cat

[after Jade shaved all of her hair] I fell asleep during study hall. Jade found me.

Sikowitz

Aw, don't be sad, little one. I think your head looks great like that.

Cat

Of course you do.

Robbie

Just to be clear, I am on the boys side?

Sikowitz

Yes.

Robbie

Sweet!