Robbie quotes from Victorious

Robbie

Just to be clear, I am on the boys side?

Sikowitz

Yes.

Robbie

Sweet!

Andre

I don't even miss our phones. You, guys?

Robbie

No.

Tori

Uh huh.

Beck

No.

Tori

How long it has been since we had them?

Jade

Few hours.

Cat

It seems like years!

Robbie

No, it's not that bad.

Cat

Years!

Tori

What happened?

Andre

Aw, man.

Robbie

What happened to you?

Beck

Jessica Baxter. She texted me about a hundred times last night and I didn't text her back!

Tori

Well, did you explain to her that you can't use your phone?

Beck

Yeah. Right after she threw this egg at me and scratched my face!

Robbie

You don't have to keep running away from me. I already asked Gabriella to be my date to the Cow Wow.

Cat

Gabriella?

Robbie

Mmmhmm.

Cat

Well, what'd she say?

Robbie

She said "Si".

Cat

That means yes!

Robbie

I know! I looked it up.

Cat

(giggles) Well, yay! You got yourself a pretty girl to take to the Cow Wow.

Robbie

Yeah. Well, I just wanted to let you know you don't have to run away from me anymore.

Cat

(giggles) Thanks, Robbie.

Robbie

See you in class.

Cat

K.

Cat

Gabriella...

You were with another puppet.

Robbie

Yeah, but it was just for one night!

Do you love him?

Robbie

You mean Goonter?

Don't say his name!

Robbie

No! I was just...alone.

Tori

(awkwardly waves) Bye... (leaves)

A-salt! [salt pours all over Jade] And battery!

Andre

[as batteries fall on him] Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! What was that?!

That was a load of batteries.

Andre

I know what they were! Why'd you drop them on me? She got the answer wrong!

Good point. More batteries!

Jade

What are you--? [screams as batteries]

Robbie

Okay, that- that's bonder-line dangerous!

Beck

Yeah, why don't you just drop a car battery on her head?!

Car battery! [a car battery hits Jade on the head]

Jade

OW!

Jade

Robbie?

Robbie

Yeah?

Jade

If you don't take your hands off me in two seconds, you won't have hands.