Beck quotes from Victorious

Tori

Ah-ha!

What?

Beck

Excuse me, what's your name?

Linda.

Beck

That is Linda.

Tori

Yeah, sure. Linda the liar, that is Ponnie.

André

You said Ponnie had brown hair.

Tori

She's in disguise... [whispers loudly] ...That's Ponnie in disguise!

I just need $23.

Tori

Uh, okay you guys go do whatever...and I'm gonna have a chat with "Linda".

Andre

Those beams. Those laser beams! It's like a cage! A cage! Aaaah, I can't take it!!! Aaah, can't take it, aaah, can't take it! Can't take it!!!

Jade

(deadpan, to Andre) Hey, just checkin'. Can you take it?

Andre

No! Man, how long have we been sittin' here like this?

Beck

12 minutes.

Andre

I can't handle being trapped like this. We're like animals!

Cat

Oooh, can I be a hippapotamoose?

Beck

What?

Cat

It's French. For hippopotamus.

Trina

I gotta wazz.

Jade

So wazz!

Trina

Wazz where?

Jade

Just grab a bin.

Trina

Oh, ho, ho, Trina Vega does not wazz in bins.

Tori

At that movie you wazzed in a popcorn bucket.

Trina

A bucket is not a bin.

Andre

I don't even miss our phones. You, guys?

Robbie

No.

Tori

Uh huh.

Beck

No.

Tori

How long it has been since we had them?

Jade

Few hours.

Cat

It seems like years!

Robbie

No, it's not that bad.

Cat

Years!

Tori

What happened?

Andre

Aw, man.

Robbie

What happened to you?

Beck

Jessica Baxter. She texted me about a hundred times last night and I didn't text her back!

Tori

Well, did you explain to her that you can't use your phone?

Beck

Yeah. Right after she threw this egg at me and scratched my face!

Beck

No guy in this school is ever gonna ask Jade out.

Tori

Why not?

Beck

Because Jade is terrifying.

Tori

So, your plan is to spend the rest of your life being scared of Jade?

Beck

(scoffs) That's not my only plan... Someday I'd like to plant a vegetable garden

Jade

(picks up toilet paper) I ought to take this and kill you both with it!

Tori

How could you kill us with toilet paper?

Beck

Put it down! Put it down!

Beck

There's my girl, just blendin' in with the crowd.

Jade

I wanna know who that flour bomber is.

Andre

Ah, so you wore that to get his attention.

Jade

Yep, and when he tries to get me, I'm gonna grab him and wrestle him to the ground.

Beck

He might like that.

Andre

I'd like that. (Jade and Beck glare at him) I wouldn't like it.

Tori

No, no, no.

Beck

Never heard that from a girl before.

Cat

Oh, hey you guys. You wanna know what I'm doing on my Pearpad?

We didn't ask.

Cat

I'm using a new app. It calls 'Test Easy'. It's teaching me all kind of cool informations. Just in case I find myself in a situation where I need to know things.

Tori

Like a Game Show.

Cat

What? I mean I guess that's a good example. Now, I'm learning about America's 50 states. Did you know America has 50 states?

Beck

I did

Cat

Do you know which one of them is called Aloha state?

Tori

Yes.

Cat

It's Hawai-ai-ai .. Yay. Cat's scores. Ok, bye. I'm off to learn some more knowledge, just in case.

A-salt! [salt pours all over Jade] And battery!

Andre

[as batteries fall on him] Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! What was that?!

That was a load of batteries.

Andre

I know what they were! Why'd you drop them on me? She got the answer wrong!

Good point. More batteries!

Jade

What are you--? [screams as batteries]

Robbie

Okay, that- that's bonder-line dangerous!

Beck

Yeah, why don't you just drop a car battery on her head?!

Car battery! [a car battery hits Jade on the head]

Jade

OW!