Jade quotes from Victorious

A-salt! [salt pours all over Jade] And battery!

Andre

[as batteries fall on him] Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! What was that?!

That was a load of batteries.

Andre

I know what they were! Why'd you drop them on me? She got the answer wrong!

Good point. More batteries!

Jade

What are you--? [screams as batteries]

Robbie

Okay, that- that's bonder-line dangerous!

Beck

Yeah, why don't you just drop a car battery on her head?!

Car battery! [a car battery hits Jade on the head]

Jade

OW!

Jade

Robbie?

Robbie

Yeah?

Jade

If you don't take your hands off me in two seconds, you won't have hands.

Tori

I won't forget the words.

Jade

By the dawn's early ramparts so gallantly brave rockets.

Trina, are these your amigas?

Trina

No, this is my mean sister and her rude friend.

Jade

Hey! Do not call me her friend.