Look, Veronica, can you just once save my ass without comment?
No. Because saving your ass with comment, it just... it works better for me.
S2Rashard and Wallace Go to White Castle
What do you mean by, "it smelled"?
Dude, it smelled - like the ass of something that died.
And you can't say what it was?
I'm not, like, a professional smellologist.
S2Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough
Slushies! Get your ice-cold, frozen... sugar water...
You had me at "ice cold."
What's your poison?
Oh, emotionally unavailable women. [Veronica glares] Let's see, uh... I want something that suits my mood.
Ooh, I'm sorry, we're all out of liquid evil.
I'll take two of whatever will turn my tongue blue.
Hot date?
Rain check? A night with the fellas. You know how it is.
Is it your undying love for me, or just good old-fashioned lust?
Que?
That kept you from turning me in?
[pauses] Love...of rollercoasters. And hatred of anything that requires me to tie a sweater over my shoulders and be at sea with my classmates... Nothing to do with you. [they both give a small smile to each other]
Oh the rich, how they mock you. [hands Veronica a $50 bill]
There's a $50 bill?
Had them made special.
I am so good at this game, bro.
Shooting in a clown's mouth. Your future's bright, Dick.
This school genuinely sucks.
True dat.
In less than three minutes, Veronica Mars has lost all the senior trip money.
Is that a record?
You want to save yourself some time? Start with her. We all saw her, lurking around.
Lurking? Uh, you mean "standing while black"?
[to Jackie] I'm about to go watch Mrs. Hauser swarm in her own personal hell. If you're not doing anything..?
[to Madison Sinclair] Buck up, Maddy. Senior trip is back on, sister. Six grand! We're Magic Mountain bound. [turns to leave] Oh, you know there's a ride called the Viper, right? Isn't that like...your mothership?
S2Versatile Toppings
Why can't the evil just get jobs like the rest of us?
Jackie and I aren't exactly the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. She's not what you'd call huggable.
Whereas you warm right up to people? Hmm.
Hmm
Hmm.
Dude, why are lesbians, like, so pissed off all the time? Let your freak flag fly, ladies!
How progressive of you, Dick.
Damn, what is it with you? Do you follow me around for fun, or what?
Would it help if I started making out with my girlfriend in the hall?
Yeah! Obviously. But look, I'll fix your car, whatever. You gotta learn to leave me alone.
And here I thought we were getting to be pals.
Please. You date Logan, he's nailed for murder. You date Duncan, he's wanted for kidnapping. You get put on Robbie and Hunter's jury, they get sent to Chino. You're like rich-dude Kryptonite, Veronica. This rich dude wants no part of it.
So are you ready to be the bait, Corny?
CCorny
Hell yeah. No one's better. I'm what you call the "Master Bait."
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