So, the manager's boyfriend just dumped her, and she says this helps with the stress.
What is it?
A German chocolate nut-gasm.
I don't think that's going to help.
“Rashard and Wallace Go to White Castle” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (4), Logan Echolls (2), Wallace Fennel (2), Weevil Navarro (2), Dick Casablancas (1), Don Lamb (1), Cliff McCormack (1)
Where did you guys even meet?
MMolly
At church. St. Mary's.
Of course. The only place the micks and the spics ever get together without someone getting punched.
It's called self-surrender. At the negotiated time - five days hence - Wallace Fennel will turn himself into the Neptune sheriff's department, who will oversee his transfer to the Chicago police.
What if I'm not there?
Then they'll issue a warrant, you'll be arrested, probably found guilty, and end up "married" to some enormous murderer named Tiny. My advice? Be punctual.
Or prove your innocence.
Or that. Suit yourself.
And how can I help you, sir?
I need a favor.
Ah, a favor - one of our specialties.
I need you to bug the confessional at St. Mary's church.
Um... I'm sorry. That's not on our menu. Maybe you should try "You're crazy" down the street?
[from the next table over] It's not just for him.
Isn't this a very odd coincidence? Or, wait - are you guys, like, roomies now and he ate your peanut butter and now you're not speaking?
Funny you should bring up roomies, as I just lost one. I don't suppose you could help me find where Duncan disappeared?
Ooh, sorry, one favor per customer.
Uh, yeah, can we stay focused here? 'Cause if we're seen together by the wrong people, that would be bad.
So, this is sneaking? I've got a pantomine-horse disguise you could use. Do either of you have any experience being a horse's ass?
Yeah, I'm glad my misfortunes amuse you.
Look, Veronica, can you just once save my ass without comment?
No. Because saving your ass with comment, it just... it works better for me.
What do you mean by, "it smelled"?
Dude, it smelled - like the ass of something that died.
And you can't say what it was?
I'm not, like, a professional smellologist.
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