Why can't the evil just get jobs like the rest of us?
“Versatile Toppings” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (6), Keith Mars (1), Mac Mackenzie (1), Dick Casablancas (1), Jackie Cook (1)
Jackie and I aren't exactly the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. She's not what you'd call huggable.
Whereas you warm right up to people? Hmm.
Hmm
Hmm.
Dude, why are lesbians, like, so pissed off all the time? Let your freak flag fly, ladies!
How progressive of you, Dick.
Damn, what is it with you? Do you follow me around for fun, or what?
Would it help if I started making out with my girlfriend in the hall?
Yeah! Obviously. But look, I'll fix your car, whatever. You gotta learn to leave me alone.
And here I thought we were getting to be pals.
Please. You date Logan, he's nailed for murder. You date Duncan, he's wanted for kidnapping. You get put on Robbie and Hunter's jury, they get sent to Chino. You're like rich-dude Kryptonite, Veronica. This rich dude wants no part of it.
So are you ready to be the bait, Corny?
CCorny
Hell yeah. No one's better. I'm what you call the "Master Bait."
I need you to get me into a restricted website.
Sure, what's the address?
I don't know.
What's it for?
It's a Neptune High gay chat room.
Veronica, you're not...
No, I'm just curious. [chuckles] Curious as to what's posted on the website, more accurately. Here we go. Work your funky magic. [beat] And... nothing. What's the problem? [Mac stares at Veronica without speaking] ...You set it up, didn't you?
You can ride with me if you want. I realize it's no bus filled with rowdy towel-snapping jocks, but it'll smell better.
I don't know. Um... do you have room for my giant foam finger?
I do, and I can even drop you off around the block if you're worried about being seen together.
Yes. Please, by all means, protect my reputation.
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