Troy quotes from Veronica Mars

Troy

Well a wise man once said that a 'No' is like a 'Yes' except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

Troy

Flat?

Veronica

Just as God made me.

Troy

Are you always this persnickety?

Veronica

Sometimes I'm even persnicketier.

Troy

Guess what I'm doing this weekend.

Veronica

I'm guessing it involves autoeroticism.

Troy

Let me see your phone.

Veronica

What are you doing?

Troy

It is now booty-call enabled.

Keith

So, Veronica tells me, um, well, actually she hasn't told me anything about you.

Troy

Well, I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Keith

Neither do I. [both laugh]

Troy

Well, if you have any questions or you know, you want a list of references or anything...

Keith

So, you going to the homecoming dance?

Troy

Oh yes, sir, if that's okay with you.

Keith

Oh, of course. And after the dance?

Troy

Well I think that Veronica said that she had to be right home after.

Keith

Yeah, good. And you're gonna stay for the whole dance. I mean, you're not gonna leave early and go to a party or a hotel, and still make it back by curfew?

Troy

No, uh, I mean, the whole point of going to the dance... is to go to the dance.

Keith

Good. Good. So you won't mind then, that I canceled your reservation at the Four Seasons?

Veronica

So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy Earl yesterday at the impound yard.

Troy

What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

Veronica

I'm guessing both. No sign of the Beamer. But he can get you a great deal on a Good Times van.

Troy

I'll pass that on to my dad when he gets back. Maybe it'll take his mind off of loading his gun.

Veronica

Here's a thought: If Tijuana was Logan's idea, then stealing the car could have been the master plan.

Troy

It was more of a meeting of the minds, if you will.

Veronica

Ah, so what was on the menu for this night of grand debauchery?

Troy

Let's see, uh, from eight to nine, we brainstormed on how to overthrow Kim Jong Il. From nine to ten, we deleted the records of the black voters of Florida. After that, it was, uh, yeah, it was all donkey shows.

Veronica

Ah, so the usual?

Troy

Pretty much.