Guess what I'm doing this weekend.
I'm guessing it involves autoeroticism.
“Meet John Smith” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (7), Keith Mars (3), Wallace Fennel (3), Troy (2)
Have you been playing nice with the other children?
You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
I think that's actually Old Testament.
Hi, sir. Wallace Fennel.
[proudly] Wallace is a friend of mine. [Veronica performs a martial arts gesture with her hands.] Take that, high school guidance counselor.
So how did she rope you into this?
She promised me all the answer keys to... Just promised to be my friend.
I'd have held out for a better offer.
You called your geometry teacher a jackass?
That's totally taken out of context. Let me see it.
Let me see your phone.
What are you doing?
[He adds his phone number to her phone.]
It is now booty-call enabled.
It's just that I never want you to think your mom's the villain in all this.
Isn't she?
No, it's not that simple.
Yeah, it is. The hero is the one that stays and the villain is the one that splits.
I don't think that's a healthy perspective.
It's healthier than me pining away everyday, praying she'll come home.
[voiceover] Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild. Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you're like me, you just keep chasing the storm. (pause) The problem with chasing the storm is that it wears you down, breaks your spirit. Even the experts agree, a girl needs closure.
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