Scenes with Laura Carrot 8
[Everyone, except Rack, Shack and Benny, bows down as the intro music to "The Bunny Song" plays]
[notices that Rack, Shack and Benny aren't bowing] Hey, boss? Those three guys, they don't look like they're bowing.
[confused] Hmm... aren't those our new Junior Executives?
I think so. Maybe they're stuck.
Let's find out. [moves the podium over to Rack, Shack and Benny] I said, it's time to sing "The Bunny Song."
[The factory's delivery girl, Laura Carrot, notices the situation]
LLaura
Come on, guys, sing the song! Everybody's doing it.
[with increasing frustration] Sing the song!
They ain't singing, boss.
[finally on the brink of losing his temper] SING!
[Shack begins singing "Think Of Me"]
Is that "The Bunny Song?"
[skeptical] No, I don't think so.
LLaura
[worried] Are you crazy? That's the wrong song!
[Shack keeps singing. Rack and Benny join in on the last verse]
[touched] Oh, that was wonderful. I'm gonna be singing that song myself... [suddenly angry] as I throw you into the furnace! GUARDS! [Rack, Shack and Benny are shocked] Seize them! Take them to the furnace.
[A band of carrot guards approach Rack, Shack and Benny]
LLaura
I've gotta help them. But how?
[Laura sees her flying delivery truck and approaches it as the scene fades out]
[off-camera] Rack, Shack and Benny will be right back, after this short break.
[Rack, Shack and Benny are nearly dumped in the furnace, but Laura saves them, and puts them in her flying delivery truck]
LLaura
Sorry, sir! Can't let you cook my buddies!
[Two carrot guards jump into their own flying vehicles]
[after Laura unplugs the robotic arms]
LLaura
I said, NOBODY bakes my buddies!
[as a pin holding the door shut starts to bend under their weight] Listen here, young lady, if you don't plug that back in, you're gonna be in BIIIIIIG trouble!
[The pin breaks and the three veggies fall out. Laura gasps as the flames rage.]
[laughs evilly] Nobody's ever gonna stand up to me again! [lights turns off] Hmm?
[Mr. Nezzer turns to see a heavenly glow coming out of the furnace. He and Laura watch in surprise. Mr. Lunt peeks through a window.]
Hey boss, how many guys did we throw in the furnace?
Well, it looks like four guys in there now and one of them's REAL SHINY! One more thing, boss. They ain't burnin' up.
Rack! Shack! Benny, come out of there!
[The door opens as Rack, Shack and Benny step out, completely unharmed, thanks to God. As the heavenly light dies down, the lights in the factory turn back on.]
God has saved you from the fiery furnace. Oh I was wrong to try and make you do things you weren't supposed to do. What was I thinking? I must have forgot everything my mommy taught me. Can you ever forgive me?
RSRack, Shack and Benny
We forgive you.
Oh, thanks. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
SShack
Well, you could sing one of our songs.
SShack
You know. I was hoping you'd ask.
[The commercial ends, and the Veggie kids run home to beg their parents for more toys]
[crying] Mom! Mom! We need more toys!
Billy has more toys than me!
I dunno, but he has more toys than me!
LLaura
[whines loudly] I want a Buzz-Saw Louie!
LLenny
I want ten Buzz-Saw Louies!
LLLaura and Lenny
Cuz that's the true meaning of Christmas! [crying]
[Mr. Nezzer is about to send Bob, Larry, Junior, and Louie over the broken Puggslyville bridge]
One more thing. If those parents really care about the true meaning of Christmas, where are they now?
Huh? [turns to see the Veggie parents and their kids glaring back]
We care much about the true meaning of Christmas, Mr. Nezzer!
DCDad Carrot
That's what we came here... to give you what you deserve!
Wha-wha-oh! You didn't really think I was going to... heh... oh, that was just... just a joke! I wouldn't... What are you going to do?
[Laura confronts to Mr. Nezzer, now with a happy face, handing him a present.]
LLaura
Mr. Nezzer... Merry Christmas!
Huh? Is that for me? Oh, it's a little bear! Oh, I always wanted a Christmas present, but we were too poor! You don't know how happy this makes me! Look! Isn't it cute!
LLaura
The tea party is almost ready. We just need one more plate for Mr. Snuggly.
Hmm. Another plate. [gets an idea] I just know where to get one!
[Junior and Laura looks up to see the Art Bigotti bowling plate on the top shelf.]
LLaura
Um, that looks like a special plate. Maybe we should find another one.
[hops on the small table] Oh, it is a special plate. My dad says, "That's Art Bigotti! The greatest player that ever rolled the ball! Only 200 plates made, it's collectable!" [hops on the shelf]
LLaura
Let's just find another plate.
Mr. Snuggly is a very special bear, he deserves his special plate. I'm sure my dad won't mind.
[Junior makes a tip, but pushes back the shelf to stand it. Then one of the books flicks the plate holder off, and the plate lays at the edge of the top shelf. Then the plate falls off the shelf and shatters on the floor into pizza slice sizes. Junior and Laura are shocked at it.]
LLaura
Oh! I just remembered. I was supposed to wash my, um... I have to take out the, um... I gotta go. [hops off and leaves]
[Passes by Junior and Fib as Percy, Laura and Lenny arrives to confront him.]
[runs into a nearby alleyway] Uh, if you need me I'll be over here.
Huh? [he looks to Laura, Lenny and Percy]
[they argue about Junior's lies in unison]
Lenny says he didn't break the plate. Laura says she didn't break the plate.
It's a great, big, ugly lie!
No, no, that's not what I said at all. You didn't break the plate, and you didn't break the plate! No. It was these space aliens. They came down, and they grabbed these cows. And they switched brains with the cows. And the cows... with the brains of the space aliens... broke... the plate! [Looks at his friends]
Funny. I've just seen that same thing happen in a movie. "Invasion of the Cow Snatchers!"
It's another lie! [a sound of thunderous footsteps emerge while Percy talks] Nothing but a big... fat... ugly!
Huh? [looks up in fear] F-F-F-F-F-Fib?!
Hi, Junior! [he grabs him]
[being grabbed] What are you doing?
Don't worry, Junior. A little fib couldn't hurt anybody. Right?! [Fib cackles]
[The Fib crushes the taxi, while he starts walking on rampage, carrying Junior with him.]
Help! He's got me! I can't... get... free!
[LarryBoy revs faster down to the water tower]
Now once you get up to speed, all you have to do is press the green button... [becomes confused] No, no, the blue button.
Alfred! I'm going to run out of road! Which button is it?!
The blue button! Press the blue button!
[LarryBoy presses the blue button and wipers pop out]
[stressed out] The green button! It's the green one!
[LarryBoy hits it and the horn sound off]
[Cut to Percy and Laura watching the LarryMobile]
[Cut back to LarryBoy in shock as the LarryMobile is about to hit the water tower]
Stop yelling at me! No yelling! Yell, yell... [gets an idea] YELLOW!
[LarryBoy closes his eyes and presses the yellow button, the LarryMobile transforms into the LarryPlane with the wheels popping off and wings popping out. The plane lifts up and steers left before it hits the water tower.]
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