[Tom and Rosie begin slinging nonsensical insults at each other]
Tom GrapeHey! What'd you do that for?
I didn't do it! You did, ya big possum head!
Tom
I did not, you taco salad rabbit nose!
You did too, casserole-head, pimento-loaf, iguana boy!
Tom
Pa!
[gets out of the car] Now, Rose, apologize to your brother.
Well, you know he just turned 18 years old.
So that would make him a casserole-head, pimento-loaf, iguana man!
Oh, yeah, sorry about that, [under breath] cabbage-nosed Elvis puppy.
Tom
Yeah, and don't you forget it!
Boy, I sure am glad they got that straightened out.
Yep, the grapes were really sorry this time, so once again, Junior forgave them.
[The scenes cuts back to the story]
LLarry (voice-over)
I said, "once again, Junior forgave them."
[The scene cuts back to the Countertop]
Well, I think so. Bob am I serious?
Oh yeah, Larry. Yeah, y-you're serious. Mmm-hmm.
[The scene cuts back to the story]
I'm supposed to forgive them again? After what they just did to me?!
[The scene cuts back to the Countertop]
[The scene cuts back to the story]
Sure, I forgave them for calling me "Bean Boy" and saying I had cheese on my head. But now they're making fun of my name and they laughed when the hoe almost smacked my face CLEEEEAAAAN off, and then the truck picked me up and threw me in the sand! And you're telling me, I'm supposed to forgive them AGAIN!?!
Um, well, are you guys really sorry?
TRTom and Rosie
We're sorry, and we'll never do it again!
[QWERTY is playing Pong when Bob and Larry hops to it]
Hey, QWERTY, can you help us? [QWERTY nods] We need to know how many times we're supposed to forgive people, according to the Bible. Maybe um, seven times? [QWERTY shows a light bulb for idea, then pulls a verse] Matthew 18:22. Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy times seven."
Um, do you know what 70 × 7 is?
Well, does anybody know what 70 × 7 is?
PPa
Let's see, I remember from college, it was, uh... π, r... oy!
Tom
Was it two? Or maybe... Seven?
Now, that's one smart grape.
[A sheep falls over by Jimmy]
Oh, Dave! One of my sheep fell over! Will you come pick it up for me?
DDave (Junior Asparagus)
[struggling to pick up another sheep] I'm kinda busy right now.
[miffed] Do you remember the time we dipped you in tar and stuck you to the backside of an angry water buffalo?
DDave
I'll be right there!
[Another sheep falls over by Tom]
Tom Grape
Hey, Dave! One of my sheep fell, too!
[Jerry knocks over a row of sheep]
[smugly] Oh, look! All of my sheep fell over. Dave!
Oh, Dave! After you pick up our sheep, could you run and get me a bite to eat? I'm famished!
Oh, yeah! Me, too! Get me something, too!
You know, sometimes I think I could eat a whole camel!
Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes I think I could eat a whole spaceship!
[confused] Uh, what's a spaceship?
GGoliath
Who will fight me?!
DDave
I will fight you, Goliath!
[to Tom and Jerry] You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that sounded like Dave!
Tom
[laughs] Well, yeah! [spots Dave running out onto the battlefield] You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that looks like Dave!
DSDave's Brothers
[shocked] Huh?! [Dave smiles at his brothers] DAVE?! [Jimmy faints]
[narrating] Goliath was equally surprised.
DDave
[clears throat] I did!
GGoliath
Huh? [sees Dave] Oh ho ho! Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?
[Philistines laugh]
DDave
I don't exactly know what you mean, but you are not a dog! You're just a really big guy who wants to beat me up! And I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!
GGoliath
We will see who defeats who! Now we fight!
[Discouraged by the giant walls of Jericho, the Israelites discuss plans over a campfire]
Tom Grape
That's a big wall!
This time, I really mean it! We should go back to Egypt. [everybody looks at him in disbelief] Don't you remember? Snorkeling in the Nile? Three square meals a day? Plenty of exercise? Oh, it was paradise!
Tom
We were in slavery.
Listen, kids! That land is rightfully ours! And the only way we're gonna get it is by taking down that wall! Right, Jerry?
Uh, yeah. Th-That's right, Jimmy.
So Jerry and I are gonna put our heads together and come up with a plan... to take down the wall!
[Josh finishes explaining God's directions to the Israelites]
So... we're supposed to hop around the city for seven days, blow our little horns, yell, and the walls are just gonna fall down.
JJosh
Yep. Those are God's directions.
Well... I'm sure that would work great... if the walls were made out of Jell-O!
Ooh! Then we could eat 'em!
PPa
Last call for Egypt! Who's coming with me?
SCScooter Carrot
Count me in!
Just a minute! I think you'll find our plan a bit more sophisticated. Blowin' horns in the desert isn't gonna do it. What we need is serious firepower. Jerry, the curtain! [Jerry uncovers a tarp to reveal a giant rocket; Scooter, Pa, and Tom gasp in amazement] Behold our creation: the Wallminator 3000! [the Israelites applaud]
Tom
How are we clapping?
[Huck is exploring the town of Muscatine.]
[to himself] Wow, what a great town. This place has got it all. Friendly town people, shopping, baby with a signal flare... Huh?
[Huck looks and sees that there is, in fact, a baby with a signal flare. Observing further, he sees that everyone in the town has a signal flare. To make matters worse, Huck spots a big "WANTED" billboard for Little Jimmy.]
Ahhh! [he backs away from the billboard, only to bump into a policeman] Excuse me. [the policeman turns to Huck, revealing he has a signal flare, too; Huck backs up, and knocks over an n entire cart of signal flares] Oh! Really sorry about that!
[Huck bumps into the old man he met from earlier.]
OMOld Man
Hey, is there somethin’ I can help you with, Sonny?
[He adjusts his hat with a signal flare. Huck sees it, screams, and runs away frightened, catching the baby’s attention. Cut to Tom and Little Jimmy on the dock.]
Tom
You play any football in high school? You got the size for it.
Tom
Really?
[Huck comes rushing toward them.]
[The baby suddenly spots Little Jimmy, and starts crying loudly as he whacks against his carriage.]
[Huck collides with Tom and Little Jimmy, and the three tumble down the stairs back onto the raft. The baby stops fussing and looks at his signal flare.]
[grabs the paddle] We gotta get outta here! [pushes the raft away from the dock]
Tom
W-What are you doing? Huck?!? What’s going on?!
[A signal flare shoots into the sky with a loud whistle and explodes into a firework. The baby laughs. Huck looks up in horror.]
Tom
Eh-hehh... eh, maybe no one noticed…
[He was wrong. Everyone else in the town starts firing their signal flares into the sky, making it look like a fireworks show.]
[paddling faster] They all know about Jim! The posters are everywhere! Even the babies have signal flares!
Tom
The babies?
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