Fib quotes from VeggieTales

[to Junior; as he is about to climb the water tower] Let's see if your little purple friend can help you up here. [cackles]

There he is!

Junior

Hi, guys.

[runs into a nearby alleyway] Uh, if you need me I'll be over here.

Junior

Huh? [he looks to Laura, Lenny and Percy]

Percy

Lenny says he didn't break the plate. Laura says she didn't break the plate.

Lies!

Percy

It's a great, big, ugly lie!

Junior!

Junior

No, no, that's not what I said at all. You didn't break the plate, and you didn't break the plate! No. It was these space aliens. They came down, and they grabbed these cows. And they switched brains with the cows. And the cows... with the brains of the space aliens... broke... the plate! [Looks at his friends]

Percy

Funny. I've just seen that same thing happen in a movie. "Invasion of the Cow Snatchers!"

Junior

You did?

Percy

It's another lie! [a sound of thunderous footsteps emerge while Percy talks] Nothing but a big... fat... ugly!

Junior

Huh? [looks up in fear] F-F-F-F-F-Fib?!

Hi, Junior! [he grabs him]

Junior

[being grabbed] What are you doing?

Don't worry, Junior. A little fib couldn't hurt anybody. Right?! [Fib cackles]

Junior

Help! He's got me! I can't... get... free!

Junior

Fib! Why are you doing this to me?! I thought you were my friend!

That's the thing about fibs, Junior, we grow. Now that I'm big, it's my turn to call the shots and you belong to me!

[offscreen] Not so fast, monster!

[turns to see LarryBoy on the LarryMobile, confronting him] Huh?

Percy

[as he, Laura and Lenny are hiding] If anyone can stop that fib, Larry-Boy can.

Drop the asparagus!

Why won't you come and make me, little purple man?

If that's the way it's gonna be! [jumps back in and shuts the hatch]

Alfred?

I think now would be a good time for you to tell me how I can stop this lie.

Yes, yes, yes! here comes the answer now! Um, according to my calculations, you can do... nothing.

Nothing?

Yes, nothing.

[irritated; after a pause] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I JUMPED ON HIS HEAD?!?!

[embarrassed] Well, my calculations were not yet finishes.

[to Junior] Even a little lie can get really big, really fast, and a big lie can just swallow you up, and Junior, you made a really BIG LIE!!!! [cackling]

Hmmmm... sort of looks like candy.

No really! It's spandex! It's quite bitter! ALFRED!

I'm getting a reading!

Alfred!

It looks like...! It looks like...! [accidentally unplugs the LarryComputer in panic] AAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!

ALFRED! What's happening?!

AAAAAAAHH!!! [sees the plug to the computer, plugs it in and watches it warm up] Boot, you transistorized tormentor! BOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

Goodbye, Bumblyburg! [gets eaten]

[sees the results] It's Junior! It's Junior! Junior can stop the Lie!

Junior

I did it! [the crowd gasps with Fib saying "Hmm?"] I broke the plate! [The Fib spits out LarryBoy and becomes dizzy] I said Laura broke the plate and that was a lie! [The Fib shrinks] I said Lenny broke the plate and that was a lie too! [The Fib shrinks again, forcing him to use both hands to hold Junior begging him not to do it] It was me. I'm the one who did it. It was all my fault.

Junior

So, how do I get down from here?

There's a problem I know I can handle!