Junior Asparagus quotes from VeggieTales

Junior Asparagus

[to his dad] They were calling me "bean boy" and telling me I had peas on my head!

Bob

♪ If you like to talk to tomatoes / If a squash can make you smile / If you like to waltz with potatoes / Up and down the produce aisle... ♪ Have we got a show for you!

♪ VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, Veg-gie-Tales! ♪

Bob

♪ Broccoli, celery, gotta be... (Veggie, veggie, it's VeggieTales! / Veggie, veggie, it's VeggieTales! / Veggie, veggie...) ♪

♪ VeggieTales! ♪

Junior

♪ Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen... (Veggie, veggie, it's VeggieTales! / Veggie, veggie, it's VeggieTales! / Veggie, veggie...) ♪

♪ VeggieTales! ♪

Larry

♪ Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour... (Veggie, veggie, it's VeggieTales! / Veggie, veggie, it's VeggieTales! / Veggie, veggie...) ♪

♪ VeggieTales! / There's never, ever, ever, ever, ever been a show like VeggieTales! / There's never, ever, ever, ever, ever been a show like VeggieTales! / It's time for VeggieTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales! ♪

Junior! It's time for bed!

Junior Asparagus

Just four more minutes.

That's what you said four minutes ago. Let's skedaddle up those stairs. Your father will be up in a minute to tuck you in. Besides, I think this show might be a little too scary for you.

Junior

Aah! Who are you?

Bob

I'm Bob. I'm a tomato, and I'm here to help you.

Junior

There's something in my toy chest! It's a- It's a- [Larry pops out with a bonnet on his head] ... baby pickle?

Bob

It's a cucumber.

Bob the Tomato

Look up at that window. What do you see?

Junior Asparagus

My curtains.

Bob

No! Out the window, up in the sky.

Junior

I see lots of stars.

Larry the Cucumber

God made all those stars out of nothing, he just went, [razzes], and there they were.

Bob the Tomato

Boy, I sure am glad they got that straightened out.

Larry the Cucumber

Yep, the grapes were really sorry this time, so once again, Junior forgave them.

Junior Asparagus

[angrily] What?!

I said, "once again, Junior forgave them."

Junior

Are you serious?!?

Larry

Well, I think so. Bob am I serious?

Bob

Oh yeah, Larry. Yeah, y-you're serious. Mmm-hmm.

Junior

I'm supposed to forgive them again? After what they just did to me?!

Larry

Well, uh... yeah.

Junior

Sure, I forgave them for calling me "Bean Boy" and saying I had cheese on my head. But now they're making fun of my name and they laughed when the hoe almost smacked my face CLEEEEAAAAN off, and then the truck picked me up and threw me in the sand! And you're telling me, I'm supposed to forgive them AGAIN!?!

Larry

Um, well, are you guys really sorry?

We're sorry, and we'll never do it again!

Junior Asparagus

Aah! Who are you?

Bob the Tomato

I'm Bob. I'm a tomato, and I need your help!

Junior

Whoa... Déjà vu. [notices the chocolate bar stuck on Larry's helmet] Um... what's he got on his space helmet?

Bob

Huh? What do you mean? [notices it as well] Larry!

Larry the Cucumber

What?

Bob

How times have I told you not to eat while you're wearing your helmet?

Larry

Oh. Sorry. [tries shaking and biting it off, then nudges it off]

Jimmy Gourd

You know, sometimes differences can be good... if we just take the time to get to know each other.

Junior

Yeah, maybe. So, why do you eat so much?

Jimmy

Uh, we're hungry, I guess.

Jerry Gourd

It's our metabolism or something.

Jimmy

You know, sometimes I think I could eat a whole bus!

Jerry

Yeah? Well, sometimes I think I could eat a whole spaceship!

Jimmy

Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes I think I could eat a whole PLANET!

Junior

Scooter, how many escape pods d'you say there were?

Two!

Junior

Jimmy! Did you mean what you said about eating a whole planet?

Jimmy

Well, sure, but...

Junior

How would you guys like to help save the ship?

Jimmy

Well, gosh, that'd be swell!

Junior

GRAB THE GOURDS!!!!!!

LET'S EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think it's possible?

Junior

If anyone can do it, they can.

Bob

Only ten seconds left! I sure hope those gourds were hungry! Five... Four... Three... Two... One... INCOMING!!!!!!!!

Jimmy

No more for me, thanks. I'm full. [burps] 'Scuse me.

Junior

[crying] Mom! Mom! We need more toys!

Percy

Billy has more toys than me!

Who's Billy?

Percy

I dunno, but he has more toys than me!

[whines loudly] I want a Buzz-Saw Louie!

I want ten Buzz-Saw Louies!

Cuz that's the true meaning of Christmas! [crying]

The tea party is almost ready. We just need one more plate for Mr. Snuggly.

Junior

Hmm. Another plate. [gets an idea] I just know where to get one!

Where?

Junior

Up there.

Um, that looks like a special plate. Maybe we should find another one.

Junior

[hops on the small table] Oh, it is a special plate. My dad says, "That's Art Bigotti! The greatest player that ever rolled the ball! Only 200 plates made, it's collectable!" [hops on the shelf]

Let's just find another plate.

Junior

Mr. Snuggly is a very special bear, he deserves his special plate. I'm sure my dad won't mind.

Oh! I just remembered. I was supposed to wash my, um... I have to take out the, um... I gotta go. [hops off and leaves]

There he is!

Junior

Hi, guys.

[runs into a nearby alleyway] Uh, if you need me I'll be over here.

Junior

Huh? [he looks to Laura, Lenny and Percy]

Percy

Lenny says he didn't break the plate. Laura says she didn't break the plate.

Lies!

Percy

It's a great, big, ugly lie!

Junior!

Junior

No, no, that's not what I said at all. You didn't break the plate, and you didn't break the plate! No. It was these space aliens. They came down, and they grabbed these cows. And they switched brains with the cows. And the cows... with the brains of the space aliens... broke... the plate! [Looks at his friends]

Percy

Funny. I've just seen that same thing happen in a movie. "Invasion of the Cow Snatchers!"

Junior

You did?

Percy

It's another lie! [a sound of thunderous footsteps emerge while Percy talks] Nothing but a big... fat... ugly!

Junior

Huh? [looks up in fear] F-F-F-F-F-Fib?!

Hi, Junior! [he grabs him]

Junior

[being grabbed] What are you doing?

Don't worry, Junior. A little fib couldn't hurt anybody. Right?! [Fib cackles]

Junior

Help! He's got me! I can't... get... free!

Junior

Fib! Why are you doing this to me?! I thought you were my friend!

That's the thing about fibs, Junior, we grow. Now that I'm big, it's my turn to call the shots and you belong to me!

[offscreen] Not so fast, monster!

[turns to see LarryBoy on the LarryMobile, confronting him] Huh?

Percy

[as he, Laura and Lenny are hiding] If anyone can stop that fib, Larry-Boy can.

Drop the asparagus!

Why won't you come and make me, little purple man?

If that's the way it's gonna be! [jumps back in and shuts the hatch]

Hmmmm... sort of looks like candy.

No really! It's spandex! It's quite bitter! ALFRED!

I'm getting a reading!

Alfred!

It looks like...! It looks like...! [accidentally unplugs the LarryComputer in panic] AAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!

ALFRED! What's happening?!

AAAAAAAHH!!! [sees the plug to the computer, plugs it in and watches it warm up] Boot, you transistorized tormentor! BOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

Goodbye, Bumblyburg! [gets eaten]

[sees the results] It's Junior! It's Junior! Junior can stop the Lie!

Junior

I did it! [the crowd gasps with Fib saying "Hmm?"] I broke the plate! [The Fib spits out LarryBoy and becomes dizzy] I said Laura broke the plate and that was a lie! [The Fib shrinks] I said Lenny broke the plate and that was a lie too! [The Fib shrinks again, forcing him to use both hands to hold Junior begging him not to do it] It was me. I'm the one who did it. It was all my fault.

Junior

So, how do I get down from here?

There's a problem I know I can handle!

Junior

Dad, I'm really sorry about your plate.

Oh, Junior, I'm sure it was an accident. I just wish you would have told me right away.

Junior

I thought you'd be really mad at me.

Junior, you're much more important to me than any old bowling plate.

Junior

I guess I should be punished, huh?

I think what you've been through today was punishment enough. What do you think?

I think you're right. Let's just make sure that from now on we get the true story. The first time.

Aw, doesn't it just warm your heart? and it's because of one man, one plunger-headed hero always ready when Bumblyburg needs him- [looks back up to see LarryBoy missing] LarryBoy? [The veggies starts to leave.] Woop. There he goes again.