Alfred quotes from VeggieTales

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AAlfred

I'm not shaking anything! It's shaking me! [the ground shakes harder and harder until, all of a sudden, the Mother Weed bursts out of the sewer]

AAlfred

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Alfred tries to run but the mother weed grabs him. Then she wraps herself around the City Hall as everyone watches her holding Alfred)

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Scenes with Alfred 9

[Larry and Alfred are playing Candy Land, stomach growling]

I'm still stuck in the Molasses Swamp. I've been here for 38 turns. Your turn, Alfred.

AAlfred (Archibald)

Right, let's see. [draws a card] Oh, look! I get to go all the way to Princess Lolly! What luck! HA! Your turn.

[draws a card] Still stuck. I sure hope the rest of Bumblyburg is having more fun than I am.

[Larry looks out the window to see the Larry-Signal flashing urgently. He and Alfred immediately stand up]

Alfred, I've got work to do. Consider our game... postponed.

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[LarryBoy revs faster down to the water tower]

AAlfred

Now once you get up to speed, all you have to do is press the green button... [becomes confused] No, no, the blue button.

Alfred! I'm going to run out of road! Which button is it?!

AAlfred

The blue button! Press the blue button!

[LarryBoy presses the blue button and wipers pop out]

Wipers!

AAlfred

[stressed out] The green button! It's the green one!

[LarryBoy hits it and the horn sound off]

[Cut to Percy and Laura watching the LarryMobile]

LLaura

He's honking.

Percy

It's part of the plan.

[Cut back to LarryBoy in shock as the LarryMobile is about to hit the water tower]

I AM GOING TO DIE!

AAlfred

Stop yelling at me! No yelling! Yell, yell... [gets an idea] YELLOW!

[LarryBoy closes his eyes and presses the yellow button, the LarryMobile transforms into the LarryPlane with the wheels popping off and wings popping out. The plane lifts up and steers left before it hits the water tower.]

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[After the Fib catches LarryBoy and squeezes his left suction ear out.]

Alfred?

Alfred Yes, Larry. How is it going?

I think now would be a good time for you to tell me how I can stop this lie.

AAlfred

Yes, yes, yes! here comes the answer now! Um, according to my calculations, you can do... nothing.

Nothing?

AAlfred

Yes, nothing.

[irritated; after a pause] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I JUMPED ON HIS HEAD?!?!

AAlfred

[embarrassed] Well, my calculations were not yet finishes.

FFib

[to Junior] Even a little lie can get really big, really fast, and a big lie can just swallow you up, and Junior, you made a really BIG LIE!!!! [cackling]

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[The Fib is preparing to eat LarryBoy]

FThe Fib

Hmmmm... sort of looks like candy.

No really! It's spandex! It's quite bitter! ALFRED!

AAlfred

I'm getting a reading!

Alfred!

AAlfred

It looks like...! It looks like...! [accidentally unplugs the LarryComputer in panic] AAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!

ALFRED! What's happening?!

AAlfred

AAAAAAAHH!!! [sees the plug to the computer, plugs it in and watches it warm up] Boot, you transistorized tormentor! BOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

Goodbye, Bumblyburg! [gets eaten]

AAlfred

[sees the results] It's Junior! It's Junior! Junior can stop the Lie!

[As The Fib is about to chew on LarryBoy, Junior realizes and finally says...]

Junior

I did it! [the crowd gasps with Fib saying "Hmm?"] I broke the plate! [The Fib spits out LarryBoy and becomes dizzy] I said Laura broke the plate and that was a lie! [The Fib shrinks] I said Lenny broke the plate and that was a lie too! [The Fib shrinks again, forcing him to use both hands to hold Junior begging him not to do it] It was me. I'm the one who did it. It was all my fault.

[The Fib gives a disgruntled look, knowing his fate is sealed, and he finally kicks the bucket by vanishing from existence and Junior is free. He lands next to LarryBoy as the crowd smiles in relief.]

Junior

So, how do I get down from here?

There's a problem I know I can handle!

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[he sees the Weed on the flowerbed] Hey! You're a weed!

WThe Weed

That's right, but did you hear about Alfred?

Oh, Alfred's gonna be mad! He hates weeds in his flowerbed!

WThe Weed

Yeah, but, did you hear about Alfred?

You better get out of here, before Alfred comes back!

WThe Weed

You're not listening to me! Did you hear... Ugh.

AAlfred

[off-screen] Master Larry! It's the Mayor! She says it's urgent!

I'll be right there! [to The Weed] I gotta go. Hold that thought. [hops back into the mansion, barges in] Alfred, there's a huge weed on your flower bed! I told it to leave.

AAlfred

Oh, dear. Well, wait til you hear what the Mayor has to say.

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[enters the backyard with a weed wacker] All right, Alfred, I am executing Plan A!

AAlfred

[from radio] Ah! Good luck, Master Larry!

[LarryBoy starts up the weed wacker and tries to kill The Weed, but it's unaffected. A short pause.]

Um, I'm gonna... I'm gonna try Plan B!

AAlfred

All right. Trying Plan B!

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[after LarryBoy crashes his LarryMobile into the sewer]

AAlfred

Master Larry, are you in the tunnel? Master Larry?!

All right, Alfred! I'm in the tunnel! Alfred?

AAlfred

M-Master Larry, can you hear me?

Alfred! Can you hear me?! [gasps] The radio isn't working.

AAlfred

The sewer walls must be blocking the transmission. [gasps in shock] That means I can't give him his--

[panics] --DIRECTIONS!!! What do I do, WHAT DO I DO?!

AAlfred

What to do, what to do? I must save him!

ALFRED!

AAlfred

[hops off his chair] I'm coming, Master Larry! [heads to the garage and hops on the scooter] Help is on the way! [drives off]

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AAlfred

[stops beside Scooter's police car] Oh, yes! Officer, I need your help! LarryBoy is battling a giant weed in the sewer system--

SScooter

[spots Alfred] AHHHH!! THE ROBOT! [he starts engine and drives away]

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CCrowd

What a nice man! (The Mother Weed looks at Alfred, and when nice words are spread, Alfred smiles and they both look down at everyone. Suddenly the ground starts to shake from under the mother weed as everyone backs away from the weed. Due to all the kind things said by all the city folk, more flowers sprout all over the weed until her head becomes a flower, defeating her for good.)

AAlfred

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Alfred is shown sliding down the stem and lands safely)

MBMayor Blueberry

We're sorry for thinking that you were a robot.

Mr. Nezzer

We didn't even ask you if it was true!

AAlfred

Oh, I forgive you... I forgive you all! [looks around] Has anybody seen LarryBoy?

[A beat-up LarryBoy drags himself out of the sewers by his plunger-ears]

Hey, Alfred... everyone... someone was telling me that you were a robot- [Everybody shushes him loudly] Is there a flower show?

[Everyone laughs, thinking he was joking, as the camera cuts to a frontal aerial view of the building where the Rumor Weed wrapped herself, as the camera pans around it and a flower flies around. The flower comes closer and closer to the screen as the score concludes]