Percy Pea quotes from VeggieTales

Junior

[crying] Mom! Mom! We need more toys!

Percy

Billy has more toys than me!

Who's Billy?

Percy

I dunno, but he has more toys than me!

[whines loudly] I want a Buzz-Saw Louie!

I want ten Buzz-Saw Louies!

Cuz that's the true meaning of Christmas! [crying]

There he is!

Junior

Hi, guys.

[runs into a nearby alleyway] Uh, if you need me I'll be over here.

Junior

Huh? [he looks to Laura, Lenny and Percy]

Percy

Lenny says he didn't break the plate. Laura says she didn't break the plate.

Lies!

Percy

It's a great, big, ugly lie!

Junior!

Junior

No, no, that's not what I said at all. You didn't break the plate, and you didn't break the plate! No. It was these space aliens. They came down, and they grabbed these cows. And they switched brains with the cows. And the cows... with the brains of the space aliens... broke... the plate! [Looks at his friends]

Percy

Funny. I've just seen that same thing happen in a movie. "Invasion of the Cow Snatchers!"

Junior

You did?

Percy

It's another lie! [a sound of thunderous footsteps emerge while Percy talks] Nothing but a big... fat... ugly!

Junior

Huh? [looks up in fear] F-F-F-F-F-Fib?!

Hi, Junior! [he grabs him]

Junior

[being grabbed] What are you doing?

Don't worry, Junior. A little fib couldn't hurt anybody. Right?! [Fib cackles]

Junior

Help! He's got me! I can't... get... free!

Junior

Fib! Why are you doing this to me?! I thought you were my friend!

That's the thing about fibs, Junior, we grow. Now that I'm big, it's my turn to call the shots and you belong to me!

[offscreen] Not so fast, monster!

[turns to see LarryBoy on the LarryMobile, confronting him] Huh?

Percy

[as he, Laura and Lenny are hiding] If anyone can stop that fib, Larry-Boy can.

Drop the asparagus!

Why won't you come and make me, little purple man?

If that's the way it's gonna be! [jumps back in and shuts the hatch]

Now once you get up to speed, all you have to do is press the green button... [becomes confused] No, no, the blue button.

Alfred! I'm going to run out of road! Which button is it?!

The blue button! Press the blue button!

Wipers!

[stressed out] The green button! It's the green one!

He's honking.

Percy

It's part of the plan.

I AM GOING TO DIE!

Stop yelling at me! No yelling! Yell, yell... [gets an idea] YELLOW!

Jimmy

So... we're supposed to hop around the city for seven days, blow our little horns, yell, and the walls are just gonna fall down.

Yep. Those are God's directions.

Jimmy

Well... I'm sure that would work great... if the walls were made out of Jell-O!

Jerry

Ooh! Then we could eat 'em!

Last call for Egypt! Who's coming with me?

Percy Pea

I will!

Count me in!

Jimmy

Just a minute! I think you'll find our plan a bit more sophisticated. Blowin' horns in the desert isn't gonna do it. What we need is serious firepower. Jerry, the curtain! [Jerry uncovers a tarp to reveal a giant rocket; Scooter, Pa, and Tom gasp in amazement] Behold our creation: the Wallminator 3000! [the Israelites applaud]

Tom

How are we clapping?

I have no idea.

Percy Pea

You guess where my ships are.

2B?

Percy Pea

Not 2B.

Drat. Uh your turn.

Percy Pea

[to Lil' Pea, after Gourdon threatens to pound the kids] Have you ever been pounded?

A cousin of mine was. He's soup now.