LarryBoy quotes from VeggieTales

I! Am! That! Hero!

Okay. I can do this. I am... after all... a superhero! [then he notices the Weed sitting] Oh, look! It's just a little one! [hops over to the Weed] What was I so nervous about? You've met your match, Weed! I'm gonna take you, and I'm gonna...

Mother!

Remember kid. With great chocolate comes great responsibility.

Junior

Fib! Why are you doing this to me?! I thought you were my friend!

That's the thing about fibs, Junior, we grow. Now that I'm big, it's my turn to call the shots and you belong to me!

[offscreen] Not so fast, monster!

[turns to see LarryBoy on the LarryMobile, confronting him] Huh?

Percy

[as he, Laura and Lenny are hiding] If anyone can stop that fib, Larry-Boy can.

Drop the asparagus!

Why won't you come and make me, little purple man?

If that's the way it's gonna be! [jumps back in and shuts the hatch]

Now once you get up to speed, all you have to do is press the green button... [becomes confused] No, no, the blue button.

Alfred! I'm going to run out of road! Which button is it?!

The blue button! Press the blue button!

Wipers!

[stressed out] The green button! It's the green one!

He's honking.

Percy

It's part of the plan.

I AM GOING TO DIE!

Stop yelling at me! No yelling! Yell, yell... [gets an idea] YELLOW!

Alfred?

I think now would be a good time for you to tell me how I can stop this lie.

Yes, yes, yes! here comes the answer now! Um, according to my calculations, you can do... nothing.

Nothing?

Yes, nothing.

[irritated; after a pause] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I JUMPED ON HIS HEAD?!?!

[embarrassed] Well, my calculations were not yet finishes.

[to Junior] Even a little lie can get really big, really fast, and a big lie can just swallow you up, and Junior, you made a really BIG LIE!!!! [cackling]

Hmmmm... sort of looks like candy.

No really! It's spandex! It's quite bitter! ALFRED!

I'm getting a reading!

Alfred!

It looks like...! It looks like...! [accidentally unplugs the LarryComputer in panic] AAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!

ALFRED! What's happening?!

AAAAAAAHH!!! [sees the plug to the computer, plugs it in and watches it warm up] Boot, you transistorized tormentor! BOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

Goodbye, Bumblyburg! [gets eaten]

[sees the results] It's Junior! It's Junior! Junior can stop the Lie!

Junior

I did it! [the crowd gasps with Fib saying "Hmm?"] I broke the plate! [The Fib spits out LarryBoy and becomes dizzy] I said Laura broke the plate and that was a lie! [The Fib shrinks] I said Lenny broke the plate and that was a lie too! [The Fib shrinks again, forcing him to use both hands to hold Junior begging him not to do it] It was me. I'm the one who did it. It was all my fault.

Junior

So, how do I get down from here?

There's a problem I know I can handle!

Bob

Wow! That was really something. [to Larry] You did a great job, Larry... uh, Boy.

Thank you, Bob. Um, we need to hurry this along. I have a meeting with the action figure people in ten minutes.

Bob

Action figures?

Yes, Bob. LarryBoy mania is sweeping the nation. If you're not on board, you're gonna miss the train.

Bob

I, uh... I have no idea.

Now, you do.

Well, we gotta clear the stage now, Bob. It's time for the world premiere of my new music video. [hops off]

Bob

Y-You're what? You're joking, right?! [music video credits appear] He's not joking. [follows LarryBoy] Larry, we gotta talk!

[emerges from shadow] I believe you have something that belongs to those boys.

Well, I... I... I, uh... [starts backing up, but comes face-to-face] Wh.. Wh... Wh-Who are you?

[sternly] I'm LarryBoy.

Ah! Uh, what are you going to do?

It's not nice to take people's milk money!

Hey! Take it easy, fella! Don't get crazy! [LarryBoy starts shaking him] HEEEEEEYYYY! WHOOOOOOA! OOH! AHH! OHH! [milk money dropped out of the bandit's pocket and landed back to the peas, and he turns him back up] I ain't feeling so good. [LarryBoy starts hopping] Hey, hey. Hey! Where are we going?! You can't do this! I'VE GOT RIGHTS! HEY, HEY!!

AHH!! It's another space alien! [Milk Money Bandit chuckles nervously] Oh, it's the Milk Money Bandit. We've been looking for you for months. Thanks, Larry-Boy!

[enters the backyard with a weed wacker] All right, Alfred, I am executing Plan A!

[from radio] Ah! Good luck, Master Larry!

Um, I'm gonna... I'm gonna try Plan B!

All right. Trying Plan B!

Master Larry, are you in the tunnel? Master Larry?!

All right, Alfred! I'm in the tunnel! Alfred?

M-Master Larry, can you hear me?

Alfred! Can you hear me?! [gasps] The radio isn't working.

The sewer walls must be blocking the transmission. [gasps in shock] That means I can't give him his--

[panics] --DIRECTIONS!!! What do I do, WHAT DO I DO?!

What to do, what to do? I must save him!

ALFRED!

[hops off his chair] I'm coming, Master Larry! [heads to the garage and hops on the scooter] Help is on the way! [drives off]

I'm warning you! I'm a super--! [gets thrown against the wall] --hero.

Face it! You can't stop this weed; thanks to your friends out there, I'm getting bigger by the minute! HahahahahaMWAHAHAHA!

Soooo, did you hear the one about Alfred?

Wha-?

What a nice man! (The Mother Weed looks at Alfred, and when nice words are spread, Alfred smiles and they both look down at everyone. Suddenly the ground starts to shake from under the mother weed as everyone backs away from the weed. Due to all the kind things said by all the city folk, more flowers sprout all over the weed until her head becomes a flower, defeating her for good.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Alfred is shown sliding down the stem and lands safely)

We're sorry for thinking that you were a robot.

Mr. Nezzer

We didn't even ask you if it was true!

Oh, I forgive you... I forgive you all! [looks around] Has anybody seen LarryBoy?

Hey, Alfred... everyone... someone was telling me that you were a robot- [Everybody shushes him loudly] Is there a flower show?

There's nothing wrong with playing video games, but you let this video game play you.

I know! I want out!