Grandpa GeorgeHeh! The Nezzer Chocolate Bunny! Every day, they make 14,638 of these li'l fellers, give or take a few. Oh yeah, Mr. Nezzer! Nebby K. Nezzer. But you better call him Mr. Nezzer. Now, Mr. Nezzer's not a bad man, he just gets confused sometimes. Why, his chocolate bunnies are sellin' so well, I think he's gotten a little big for his britches. And that's saying something, so his britches'll break out to start out with. What's all that have to do with Rack, Shack & Benny? Well, their troubles started when Mr. Nezzer made a little announcement.
[A bell that sounds like a school bell is heard ringing, and a TV monitor lowers from the ceiling. Mr. Nezzer appears on the screen.]
Attention, little people! I have an announcement! This morning, the Nezzer Chocolate Factory has shipped its two-millionth chocolate bunny! To celebrate this momentous occasion, for the next 30 minutes, everyone may eat as many bunnies they want! Bon appétit!
[operating the TV camera] Hey, boss, that's awfully nice of you to give away all those bunnies.
Oh, if I could just see the looks on their faces right now. [takes a rest]
[Everyone, except Rack, Shack and Benny, bows down as the intro music to "The Bunny Song" plays]
[notices that Rack, Shack and Benny aren't bowing] Hey, boss? Those three guys, they don't look like they're bowing.
[confused] Hmm... aren't those our new Junior Executives?
I think so. Maybe they're stuck.
Let's find out. [moves the podium over to Rack, Shack and Benny] I said, it's time to sing "The Bunny Song."
[The factory's delivery girl, Laura Carrot, notices the situation]
Come on, guys, sing the song! Everybody's doing it.
[with increasing frustration] Sing the song!
They ain't singing, boss.
[finally on the brink of losing his temper] SING!
[Shack begins singing "Think Of Me"]
Is that "The Bunny Song?"
[skeptical] No, I don't think so.
[worried] Are you crazy? That's the wrong song!
[Shack keeps singing. Rack and Benny join in on the last verse]
[touched] Oh, that was wonderful. I'm gonna be singing that song myself... [suddenly angry] as I throw you into the furnace! GUARDS! [Rack, Shack and Benny are shocked] Seize them! Take them to the furnace.
[A band of carrot guards approach Rack, Shack and Benny]
I've gotta help them. But how?
[Laura sees her flying delivery truck and approaches it as the scene fades out]
Grandpa George
[off-camera] Rack, Shack and Benny will be right back, after this short break.
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