Jonah Ryan quotes from Veep

Amy

Your particular brand of crazy is polling very high here in Florida, especially with melanoma-ravaged swamp fuckers, storm-ravaged climate deniers, and deadbeat dads... and deadbeat moms.

Jonah

Those are my peeps.

Amy

Jonah, your anti-vaccination message is bringing together an unheard of mix of Orthodox Jews, uneducated conspiracists and Kombucha-douching private school moms.

Jonah

That's the real America.

Amy

Oh, my God, you Patient I.Q. Zero, you infected all those nutballs who don't believe in vaccination!

Jonah

Well, it serves them right.

Amy

Didn't you have chicken pox as a child? Or were you too busy bed-wetting and cutting fuckholes in watermelons?

Jonah

Amy, that only works with fleshy melons.

Duh!

Jonah

And sometimes pumpkins.

So, what did I miss? Did President Meyer find a way to steal the nomination from me like she stole South Carolina?

Selina

Stealing South Carolina is the bedrock of our political system, Senator.

Oh, well, there it is - the casual Meyer attitude toward criminal enterprise, just like her husband.

Gary

Ex-husband.

Jonah

Step-husband.

Selina

You know, if you can't figure out how to steal South Carolina, you have no business being president.