Sue Wilson quotes from Veep

Sue

Marion, listen very closely. You have as much chance of getting the Vice President on your show as you have of getting your husband to leave that cheerleader. [pause] Yes, Marion, we're all aware of that. Good-bye.

Mike

You sure you set this meeting for 8:00 A.M. today?

Sue

Am I sure? [stares him down]

Mike

Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, of course you did. Of course. Please, stop staring at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes.

Sue

I'm adding more clothes, Mike.

Gary

Selina's had a miscarriage.

Dan

Well, this is good for us.

Amy

Nicely done, Dandroid.

Mike

How is she?

Dan

Free from a major fucking political headache, I'd say.

Sue

That's deep space cold, Dan.

Mike

Explains why you piss liquid nitrogen.

Selina

We got to go. We're gonna go mix with the hicks.

Sue

Congressman Furlong called and he'd like some face time.

Selina

Okay, well, let's see, I'd rather set fire to my vulva. So that's a no.

Amy

He's in town trying to play nice for a possible Senate run in the next year or so.

Selina

Seriously?!

Mike

Roger Furlong trying to play nice is like Brando trying to play Annie.

Selina

That's a good one, Mike!

Mike

Yes, ma'am.

Sue

Thank you so much for seeing me at such short notice, Mr. Davison.

Kent

Happy to, Miss Wilson. I'm an ardent admirer of your efficiency and precision.

Sue

Oh, well, in that case, let's get right to it.

Kent

Excellent. I respect your brevity. It's almost threatening.

Sue

The oath will take place tomorrow at 12:00 noon.

Selina

Yes.

Sue

You will then acquire the nuclear codes.

Ben

Goodbye, China.

Amy

Thornhill, Chung, and Maddox are continuing on for now.

Selina

Those fuckers. God, can't we just take 'em out? Is Jack Ruby still alive?

Sue

We have to schedule calls for the UK Prime Minister, for China, and for the Vatican.

Selina

It's like a Google Maps of ass-kissing.

Sue

Ma'am? Secretary Maddox would like a meeting, stat.

Selina

No, stat. He's useless. He's a one-inch cock.

Sue

Got it.

Sue

I do not like to swear guys, but I think the S is about to hit the F.

Mike

The "shit" is gonna to hit the "fuck"?

Sue

No, F is for "fan", Mike, not "fuck". Why would shit hit fuck? Shit doesn't hit fuck.