Betty Suarez quotes from Ugly Betty

Gio

You frenched me Suarez. You frenched me good.

Betty

I did not french you!

Betty

Gio, I have an article that I need to write. So please stop distracting me.

Gio

What? I'm chaperoning here.

Betty

And who calls it "frenching"?

Wilhelmina

Look at us—two women of color out for a fancy lunch on the town. Isn't this fun, girlfriend?

Betty

[chuckles nervously] I guess.

Wilhelmina

And that blouse is heaven. Where did you get it? I love it.

Betty

Okay, no, you don't.

Wilhelmina

No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.

Betty

I could take Hilda horseback riding for her bachelorette party.

Amanda

Or better yet, naked horseback riding. You're welcome.

Betty

Gross. And, ow!

Amanda

Well, I'm out of ideas then.

Betty

Well, all of your ideas involve nudity.

Amanda

You're welcome.

Betty

Stop saying that.

Amanda

Here are the earrings that I promised Hilda for her wedding. And here are the diet pills. I want her skinny as a beautiful corpse when your Papi helps her down the aisle.

Betty

Thank you. And since you've been so helpful, Hilda says you should bring a plus one. Some of our family can't come.

Amanda

They got deported?

Justin

B, how can you move to London? Won't you miss all the kidnapping, shooting, and murder at Mode?

Betty

Mm, no, not really.

Betty

If I go to London, am I being selfish? I feel like I'm letting everyone down—Papi, Daniel, Hilda. Not to mention, it's such a risk—

Justin

Aunt Betty, you're all about risk. You took a job at Mode magazine. You showed up to your first day of work in a poncho. That reeked of disaster.

Wilhelmina

I never thought I'd say this, but... you've got big balls, Betty Suarez.

Betty

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Betty

Hey, if you want something to do, I am looking for a new assistant.

Daniel

Well, maybe I'll submit my résumé.