I think you'll feel better if you just let it all out.
Okay, Pete was just trying to hang a mirror, he doesn't love you, I hate your sweater, and YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!
S2Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day
Here's to the end of the holiday trifecta -- Christmas, New Year's, and Valentine's Day. Also known as the Misery Season.
SShaun
That reminds me, I'd better get out of these clothes before the mud dries and they have to hose me off.
(laughing) There are so many wonderful things about THAT sentence.
Anyway, I guess you and Berg didn't really hit it off.
SShaun
Actually, Berg and I had a terrific time.
(confused) We did? (Shaun kisses Berg), Hey look at that, we did.
You see? This woman is shameless -- shameless, wearing sexy dresses and making me special food.
You're right. You're right. If she tries to make Johnny any more jealous, you might wind up sleeping with her.
Unless you learn to be happy for them it's just going to eat away at you until you become an angry, bitter yet incredibly beautiful woman.
S2Two Guys, a Girl and the Storm of the Century (1)
Boston Bait and Tackle, since 1943. We'll be safe here, I mean, imagine how many storms this place must have weathered.
VVanita
Read the little print
Re-built in 1994
S2Two Guys, a Girl and Ashley's Return (2)
I hate you!
I despise you!
I loathe you!
I'can get us a room!
I can drive!
You just ruined my one chance at a healthy relationship!
I'm so sorry! I just broke up your '35 second' relationship!
VVanita
Come on, we're all adults here.
No, you're pretty much the only one.
S2Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter
I want everyone to know I am just here for Berg.
Well, why do you think I'm here?
According to the Bible, to balance good.
Hey, Ashley, you know what? Your flying monkeys were just in here looking for you.
I see they left behind a munchkin.
All I could think about was how I was gonna get Berg back for giving Ashley a key.
Me too.
What were you gonna do?
Leave a message on his machine as an ex-girlfriend. You?
I was gonna leave a home pregnancy test kit on his dresser.
Wow, that's good. You really put a lot of thought into that.
He's my best friend.
Ashley, how did you get in here?
Well, I figured you'd do something stupid like change the locks, so I left the window open a crack.
A crack? Oh, wait a minute, I forgot vampires can turn into mist.
If you're gonna wait, wait over there.
Fine.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. I'm not pointing to the booth. I'm pointing to Rhode Island.
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