Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place · Season 3
Actually, we're engaged 'in theory.'
Oh, that's great, congratulations. I'd explain it to Collette if I spoke French, and understood what you were talking about.
Why is everyone having such a tough time with this? It's very simple; an engagement is a promise to be married. and I am promising to be engaged, which in theory is a promise to be married, hence we are engaged in theory.
Good luck finding a card for that.
What are you doing here? Didn't want to be alone in the building with Johnny?
You know...I don't appreciate your lucky guesses.
Sorry, surnames A to F are with Dr. Gordon.
Please, you can't make me go back there, the man is dead and no-one has notified him!
Ashley patched it up for me.
Seems like a good job, Dr. Walker, although maybe a little tight. Dr. Bergen, why should you not bandage the wound too tightly?
Well the medical reason is that the wound needs some air to heal...but the real reason is that Dr. Walker doesn't like Pete.
Dr. Bergen report to the OR.
If you'll excuse me, I have lives to save.
And bring a mop.
Dr. Bergen, can you help the nurses with the filing?
But, you don't have any of the other residents do that.
No, you're right, you'll be the first, maybe we'll put up a plaque!
Has Johnny ever asked you to chop wood with him before?
No.
Huh, interesting timing
John Goodman's mini-bike isn't ridden this hard!
This is really important to me. I’m making good money now.
Money isn’t everything.
Yeah, that’s what people who don’t make money say.
I can’t stand pork. I can’t smell it. I can’t look at it. I can’t have it anywhere on the table.
Right, I forgot. They don’t eat their own.
I can’t believe you guys forgot. You’re a bunch of insensitive, self-centered jerks.
Where’s Irene?
I ditched her at the theatre.
Berg (holding up dishes): Brains; eyeballs.
Berg, you work at a hospital. You couldn't have gotten real eyeballs?
Well, I tried, but a blind kid beat me to 'em.
Irene, you were screaming!
Oh, yeah, I must have been thinking out loud. Guess what I am.
A danger to yourself.
Ok, just a little farther. Lucky I ran into you, you're a lifesaver.
Oh, I'm a people person. (sets down cooler) You know, if you're going to freeze yourself, you're going to need a lot more dry ice than that.
No, it's for the punch bowl.
Oh, then you're fine.
So, um, what do you do?
I don't think you'd be interested, it's kind of cerebral.
I don't know, I'm a pretty open-minded person.
Well, maybe I could come back later to pick your brain.
This century's gonna suck!
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