Ashley and I have nothing in common, what are we going to talk about?
Do you have an interest in witchcraft?
S2Two Guys, a Girl and Barenaked Ladies
Oh Ashley I like your perfume.
Thanks Pete.
What is it? Brimstone?
S2Two Guys, a Girl and an Engagement (1)
The nicest thing Pete ever said to me was “Oh wow that car almost hit you.”
How could you two do this to someone so wonderful?!
I know, I feel terrible about Johnny…
I’m not talking about Johnny I’m talking about me!
Guys, guys, Sharon and Johnny are coming.
Damn! Stall!
Brilliant! Because I was just going to warn you and then hurry them in. (Ashley runs out)
She's like a ray of sunshine. No, strike that. She's more like a death ray.
Are you just threatening the bread or are you waiting from a call from the governor?
She’s in love with Johnny.
Who says she can’t be in love with you too?
You!
It’s ludicrous because Sharon only loves Pete as a friend.
And what’s a better basis for a marriage than love and friendship?
Sex! Money! An alliance between kingdoms!
We were in a restaurant, he got down on one knee and said “Ashley will you marry me?” And I said yes.
So what, you changed your mind before the wedding?
No.
Um Ashley, if this story doesn’t end tragically I’m going to be very upset.
You’re going to propose?
Yeah.
Do you know all her family lost their money?
I don’t care.
Is she pregnant? Are you an illegal alien? Do you need a kidney?
I love her.
Congratulations! Her family is loaded!
Sharon is our best friend, if we find out your cheating on her we’ll kick your ass!
You two are going to kick my ass?
We have friends.
S3Au Revoir Pizza Place
Actually, we're engaged 'in theory.'
Oh, that's great, congratulations. I'd explain it to Collette if I spoke French, and understood what you were talking about.
Why is everyone having such a tough time with this? It's very simple; an engagement is a promise to be married. and I am promising to be engaged, which in theory is a promise to be married, hence we are engaged in theory.
Good luck finding a card for that.
S3Teacher's Pet Peeve
What are you doing here? Didn't want to be alone in the building with Johnny?
You know...I don't appreciate your lucky guesses.
Sorry, surnames A to F are with Dr. Gordon.
Please, you can't make me go back there, the man is dead and no-one has notified him!
Ashley patched it up for me.
Seems like a good job, Dr. Walker, although maybe a little tight. Dr. Bergen, why should you not bandage the wound too tightly?
Well the medical reason is that the wound needs some air to heal...but the real reason is that Dr. Walker doesn't like Pete.
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