The real tragedy about all this is that tomorrow is the first day of Katie’s life without me.
Wasn’t that day four years ago after she dumped you?
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S2Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford
You waltzed with her?
And a couple of tangos.
And she gave you money? Pete you’re a hooker!
Johnny is driving limos part time for some extra cash. It’s great, when he’s off duty we get to play ‘easy prom date.’
You make me feel, you make me feel…
Like dancing?
How can what you have with Justin be so real if he can stand to be away from you for five months when I can’t even stand to be away from you for five minutes.
Everybody's in love. You and Ashley, me and Johnny, Pete and his tricks.
Look at me, ok? I can't eat, I can't sleep. I'm a wreck. I mean, sure I still look good, but that's just genetics.
Ashley! Ashley!
ASAshley's neighbour
Will you shut up?
Do you mind? This is a private conversation.
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Wow. Thanksgiving at my place.
Yeah. My sister makes a great Thanksgiving dinner, but I know yours is gonna be even better.
I have to cook?
(Yelling to them upstairs through the window) Hey Sharon, here's another new tradition, close your window!
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I can't retake freshman English again!
Um Sharon, that's redundant. You don't need to say 'again' when you say 'retake.'
She is going to feel so bad...we must never let her forget this.
(chuckling) We never will.
She must never find out what happened that day.
And she never will.
[imitating Robin Leach] What would you do if you were young and beautiful and had a big bottle of champagne? You'd share it with your closest friends...and that's just what they did.
Admit you did it.... or, tonight at dinner I'm gonna tell my father that you two squandered the thousands of dollars he spent to get me through college.... on a bottle of booze.
Berg': Well, I had to tell my father that I squandered thousands of dollars on booze to get me through college....
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(to Shaun)... And as far as you using me to make Johnny jealous, well I'm putting a stop to that first thing tomorrow morning!
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