See, I realised something here tonight. Ashley is the most devious, conniving, double crossing woman I've ever met. We must have children together.
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What about this one?
Hooker.
High class or street?
Jerry Springer.
See something you like?
Wow. Where'd you get that line, because you need to give it back.
All they do is study, they're pathetic.
Yeah, yeah I know. I mean that's who I want operating on me, the guy who just wings it.
Berg, there's nothing wrong with being number two. I mean just as many people remember the second man on the moon, Captain, uh, what's his face.
Yeah, well, your chemical company destroys the planet.
True, but we're number one at it.
Berg, all this means is you're just going to have to study a little bit more.
Or, find out who is number one and take them down.
Yes, you're maturing nicely
Excuse me, I bet I can guess your phone number.
GGirl
No you can't.
Okay, you got me, you'd better write it down.
So, if you were a brady... you'd be Jan!
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Does it show?
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You da Bomb!
Where did he learn that?!
I just, don't know!
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Guys, come on -- for once I need my own life.
He can't have his own life. Especially when we got nothing going on.
What is wrong with you?
I'm sorry, this is how we play. When one of us is down, ya kick em!
Ashley, what are you doing here?
Well, it’s a women’s gym, so obviously I was in the back having a pillow fight in my panties.
I hate my gym, all it is is a disgusting meat market. They lure men into joining by putting all the Silicon Sallies by the window so they can ogle them.
You didn’t make the window again, huh?
No, third row.
What happened to your hand?
I was so upset about the whole thing with Nicole that I punched a mailbox causing me physical pain and a possible federal crime.
That’s the best you could come up with?
It’s better than ‘I was so upset I wrapped my hand in this bandage.’
A few years ago, I kinda met Nicole at a party.
Don’t tell me you slept with her.
Well, that kinda ruins the end of my story.
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