Pete
All I could think about was how I was gonna get Berg back for giving Ashley a key.
Sharon
Me too.
Pete
What were you gonna do?
Sharon
Leave a message on his machine as an ex-girlfriend. You?
Pete
I was gonna leave a home pregnancy test kit on his dresser.
Sharon
Wow, that's good. You really put a lot of thought into that.
Pete
He's my best friend.
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