I want everyone to know I am just here for Berg.
Well, why do you think I'm here?
According to the Bible, to balance good.
“Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter” · Season 2
In this episode: Pete (4), Doctor Ashley Walker (4), Sharon Carter (2)
Hey, Ashley, you know what? Your flying monkeys were just in here looking for you.
I see they left behind a munchkin.
All I could think about was how I was gonna get Berg back for giving Ashley a key.
Me too.
What were you gonna do?
Leave a message on his machine as an ex-girlfriend. You?
I was gonna leave a home pregnancy test kit on his dresser.
Wow, that's good. You really put a lot of thought into that.
He's my best friend.
Ashley, how did you get in here?
Well, I figured you'd do something stupid like change the locks, so I left the window open a crack.
A crack? Oh, wait a minute, I forgot vampires can turn into mist.
If you're gonna wait, wait over there.
Fine.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. I'm not pointing to the booth. I'm pointing to Rhode Island.
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