Cyrus quotes from Trailer Park Boys

Ricky

You better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

Cyrus

Why don't you go back to the bowling alley where you came from, helmet head?

Cyrus

Hey! That's my shit!

Cyrus

Hey! That's my shit! That's my shit!

Julian

I want you out of this park.

Julian

J-Roc, where's this guy at anyway?

J-Roc

Chill out, Julian. Cyrus'll be here in a minute, ya know what I'm sayin'?

Julian

Cyrus?!

Ricky

What the fuck are you doing working with Cyrus?

Cyrus

Well, well, well. If it isn't the big, tough Julianne. The Hubble Bubble Telescope. And Helmet Head.

Bubbles

Fuckin' call me a telescope.

Cyrus

Ladies! The boss is home. It's been a long time no see, dick weeds. (pulls a gun)

Ricky

Why don't you take your little gun and fuck off, Cyrus?

Cyrus

[chambers a round] Why don't we fuck on?

Cory

[walks out of the trailer] Julian, where's the hand cream?

Cyrus

[takes a man's bag of chips out of his hand] I know one of you dickheads did this to my car, 'cause you're the only ones who know I failed Grade 10.

You failed Grade 10?

Cyrus

[points his gun towards the Roc Pile] Fuck off! [points to his car, which has been vandalized with graffiti] And what's this, "I'm a fuckhead"? Huh?

Ricky

Actually, it says "I'm fucked in the head," 'cause you are.

Sarah

Ricky, where the fuck are Cory and Trevor? I said I wanted them back an hour ago.

Ricky

I don't fucking know. They went home two hours ago. They told me.

Sarah

Well, I don't have them, you must still have them.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT! I PAID FOR A LADY, NOT FUCKING CORY AND TREVOR!