Julian quotes from Trailer Park Boys

Decent! Julian, check this out!

What?

Look! Tenth Annual Bangor International Model Train Convention! Look who's hosting! Sebastian Bach, Skid Row! My God, "Trains from all over the world, this year featuring the Swayzie Express!"

Swayzie Express? Patrick Swayze?

[narration] Julian's always been really sensitive about the whole Patrick Swayze thing, because when we were kids in school, the other kids used to tease him and call him "Patrick Swayze", but Julian was reeeeally into Dirty Dancing. I remember one time me and Ricky were coming over to get Julian to go ride bikes, and we walked in the trailer and Julian was dressed up like him, pretending he was in the movie Dirty Dancing. Ricky told everyone at school and from then on they teased him, "Patrick Swayze"!

Are you fucking with me here, Bubbs? 'Cause it's not funny, man.

No, Julian! Not that Patrick Swayze, not the actor Patrick Swayze. This is a different one.