Sanders quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Sanders

[reading the tip] "Catch a flight to Siberia."

Don

Siberia! This massive province of Russia is home to the Siberian tiger, Siberian husky, and probably anything else prefaced with Siberian.

Sanders

This alliance is not a friendship.

MacArthur

Got that right. It's just an agreement to work with people we hate.

Carrie

[which is behind a yeti] AAH! AAAH!

[follows Carrie] UGH!

Carrie

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [a yeti slides upwards on a rock]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [grabs onto the Daters’ ice yacht sail] Ooh.

Stephanie

Are you sure you two aren’t related?

[runs, then pushes the ice yacht]

Ryan

Thank you.

Jacques

Josee! What are you going?

Josee

Shh! Let’s just say the Cadets can’t catch a break.

Jacques

Huh? I don’t get it!

Josee

I think it’s you who has a screw loose, come on, let’s get another boat. Goodbye.

Sanders

Josee! Jacques! Wait! We need help!

Jacques

Did you hear something?

Josee

No, I did not.

Sanders

Help! Allies! I guess they couldn’t hear us.

MacArthur

Uh, they heard you. They’re just mean.

MacArthur

Ice guys do finish last. BOOM!

Jacques

[enraged] We are so… SICK OF THOSE CADETS!

Sanders

[laughing about Josee's tantrum during the interview] Did you see her face? [she and MacArthur both laugh hysterically]

Don

All four teams are on the same flight. And once it lands, every move they make will be crucial!

Hurry!

Geoff

Come on!

MacArthur

Move it!

Geoff

It's an All-In. "Who's Ready to Face the Traffic?"

Don

For this All-In, teams must take on of these Ridonculous taxi cabs and drive themselves all the way here... to the Empire State Building. One they arrive, teams will have to climb a measly 86 flights of stairs to reach... this observation deck, and collect their next tip, attached to these suitcases, moving one step closer to the final chill zone and the million dollar prize.

Sanders

"Fun fact: Last team to arrive is pretty much doomed. Good luck."

Brody

The taxi!

Geoff

Hey, who pushed all the buttons?

MacArthur

Gotta take the stairs.

Sanders

Or, we could just wait.

MacArthur

Hustle!

Jen

[shrugs] Meh. This'll probably still be faster.

Sanders

Thighs on fire. So…queasy.

MacArthur

So you're one of those skinny-fat people who can't climb ten flights of stairs without spewing chunks huh? What do you do? Yoga?