Brody quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Dude.

Brody

Duuude!

Duuuuuude.

Brody

[Beat, sighs] Good point…

S7 E19 Dude Buggies

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[The Surfer Dudes got eliminated after Devin and Carrie beaten them to the Chill Zone as thanks for alerting them to the Don Box in the tunnels, making them come in last]

Carrie

Devin nearly costs us the race today. What is up with him? It’s like the long per we’re in this thin, the less I know him. I want to million with my best friend, not some total stranger. But! I’ll take the million either way.

Well! Here we are dude.

Brody

Hit us with those negative vibes.

Hey, Hey, Hey! Quite the long faces! Your’e not out of the race yet.

Brody

Wow!

[gasps]

Now you’re out!

Brody

No!

Aw.

See what I did there? That's TV fishing. Gave ya some line and a little hope and then yanked it away! It's gonna look great and all this explaining will be edited out. Cool, huh?

Bummer, dude...

Some people just don't get show business.

Brody

MacArthur! You have to go on without me!

MacArthur

Cool beans will do.

S7 E21 Ca-Noodling

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This is insanity, bro! We're heading to the finale in first place!

Brody

Whoa, we should get, like, a 'most improved award' or something.

S7 E25 Bahamarama

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Welcome back to the Bahamas. Our finale 3 teams have received their final travel tips, taken water taxis, and have boarded the same plane for one final flight... to New York City, nature's playground for capitalist wolves and jazz-handed Broadway stars alike. It's home to 8.4 million people, and 16.4 million rats. When teams arrive here at JFK airport, they must find this Don box and collect their next tip.

BBooger

The five teams have their travel tips, and booked themselves for a flight to New York City.

Could we win? I'll see why not.

Brody

We definitely have luck on our side, lucky to get back in the race at all, and make it to the finale?

S7 E26 A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars

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It's an All-In. "Who's Ready to Face the Traffic?"

For this All-In, teams must take on of these Ridonculous taxi cabs and drive themselves all the way here... to the Empire State Building. One they arrive, teams will have to climb a measly 86 flights of stairs to reach... this observation deck, and collect their next tip, attached to these suitcases, moving one step closer to the final chill zone and the million dollar prize.

Sanders

"Fun fact: Last team to arrive is pretty much doomed. Good luck."

Brody

The taxi!

S7 E26 A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars

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Let’s bounce!

First inside the building, first to the final challenge, first to win the million.

Hey, guys.

Brody

Hey, what's up?

AAAAAAAH!

S7 E26 A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars

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The totally-in-love daters, Stephanie and Ryan.

[Daters' interview]

Ryan

Stephanie and I met at the gym two months and six days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!

Stephanie

We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China?

Ryan

I was just wondering that!

Stephanie

No way!

[They start kissing and making out]

Josee and Jacques, ice dancers.

[Ice Dancers' interview]

Jacques

We know how to win. We've won gold everywhere!

Except…the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.

Jacques

[cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! [runs off]

Jacques! Silver is his least favorite color.

Geoff and Brody, life-long friends and surfer dudes.