[The Surfer Dudes got eliminated after Devin and Carrie beaten them to the Chill Zone as thanks for alerting them to the Don Box in the tunnels, making them come in last]
Devin nearly costs us the race today. What is up with him? It’s like the long per we’re in this thin, the less I know him. I want to million with my best friend, not some total stranger. But! I’ll take the million either way.
GeoffWell! Here we are dude.
Hit us with those negative vibes.
Hey, Hey, Hey! Quite the long faces! Your’e not out of the race yet.
Geoff
[gasps]
Geoff
Aw.
See what I did there? That's TV fishing. Gave ya some line and a little hope and then yanked it away! It's gonna look great and all this explaining will be edited out. Cool, huh?
Geoff
Bummer, dude...
Some people just don't get show business.
MacArthur! You have to go on without me!
Ice guys do finish last. BOOM!
[Josee becomes extremely furious and starts throwing a tantrum after the Surfer Dudes, Sisters, and Police Cadets all beat her and Jacques to the airport first]
[enraged] We are so… SICK OF THOSE CADETS!
[laughing about Josee's tantrum during the interview] Did you see her face? [she and MacArthur both laugh hysterically]
All four teams are on the same flight. And once it lands, every move they make will be crucial!
[Doors Open]
Geoff
Come on!
Welcome back to the Bahamas. Our finale 3 teams have received their final travel tips, taken water taxis, and have boarded the same plane for one final flight... to New York City, nature's playground for capitalist wolves and jazz-handed Broadway stars alike. It's home to 8.4 million people, and 16.4 million rats. When teams arrive here at JFK airport, they must find this Don box and collect their next tip.
BBooger
The five teams have their travel tips, and booked themselves for a flight to New York City.
Geoff
Could we win? I'll see why not.
We definitely have luck on our side, lucky to get back in the race at all, and make it to the finale?
Geoff
It's an All-In. "Who's Ready to Face the Traffic?"
For this All-In, teams must take on of these Ridonculous taxi cabs and drive themselves all the way here... to the Empire State Building. One they arrive, teams will have to climb a measly 86 flights of stairs to reach... this observation deck, and collect their next tip, attached to these suitcases, moving one step closer to the final chill zone and the million dollar prize.
"Fun fact: Last team to arrive is pretty much doomed. Good luck."
The totally-in-love daters, Stephanie and Ryan.
[Daters' interview]
Stephanie and I met at the gym two months and six days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!
We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China?
I was just wondering that!
[They start kissing and making out]
Josee and Jacques, ice dancers.
[Ice Dancers' interview]
We know how to win. We've won gold everywhere!
Except…the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.
[cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! [runs off]
Jacques! Silver is his least favorite color.
Geoff and Brody, life-long friends and surfer dudes.
Geoff
[chuckles] Goin' around the world on someone else's dime. Sweet! [to the camera, calling out to Bridgette] Hey, Bridgette! Love ya, babe! [interview] My girl and I did Total Drama, but she's surfing her way around Australia right now. So, boom, entré my bud, Brody!
Yeah guy! Bros forever! G and B for the W-I-N!
[Brody and Mary eat their stew bowls while their partners watch]
Geoff
When I first met Brody, he was eating a cat's hairball on a dare. Ha ha. It was pure awesome.
I met Mary at an engineering student's potluck dinner. We both brought pie chart pie. [giggles] We're quite whimsical.
Geoff
Ha ha, pies.
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