Carrie quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Wait. Was Carrie holding hands with Ryan?! Was she? [accidentally rubs pepper juice in his eyes, causing him to be fully blind] AAAH! Pepper juice! MY EYES!!!

[Interview]

Carrie

"Holding hands?" I was just helping Ryan jump.

Oh, of course you were. You were just being "helpful". Sometimes too helpful. But we should focus on the million.

S7 E20 El Bunny Supremo

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[Josee and Jacques are proud of how they managed to get the Goths eliminated]

From now on, we stay in the winners circle by any means necessary.

Does this mean I get-

No, you cannot taser anyone.

Aw. [Ice Dancers’ interview]

Second place. Again!

But at least I got another team eliminated.

That's true. We did. It's like we won a gold medal in treachery!

[reading the tip] "Travel to Cần Thơ, Vietnam."

Cần Thơ is not only a great name for a movie villain, it's also the largest city in Vietnam's thriving Mekong Delta. Teams will find their next tip here, along the Mekong River, where the fish are plentiful, ugh, and pungent. Get that thing away from me! [more characters getting travel tips]

Uhh! It says- here! You read, I’ll get us a cab! Taxi!

Carrie

Uh, wrong way!

S7 E21 Ca-Noodling

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[The Surfer Dudes got eliminated after Devin and Carrie beaten them to the Chill Zone as thanks for alerting them to the Don Box in the tunnels, making them come in last]

Carrie

Devin nearly costs us the race today. What is up with him? It’s like the long per we’re in this thin, the less I know him. I want to million with my best friend, not some total stranger. But! I’ll take the million either way.

Geoff

Well! Here we are dude.

Brody

Hit us with those negative vibes.

Hey, Hey, Hey! Quite the long faces! Your’e not out of the race yet.

Wow!

[gasps]

Now you’re out!

No!

Aw.

See what I did there? That's TV fishing. Gave ya some line and a little hope and then yanked it away! It's gonna look great and all this explaining will be edited out. Cool, huh?

Geoff

Bummer, dude...

Some people just don't get show business.

Brody

MacArthur! You have to go on without me!

Cool beans will do.

S7 E21 Ca-Noodling

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PPilot

[over PA] Welcome, uhh, aboard, everyone, huh. We're going to be, um... closing the... uh... cabin doors, any uhh... second now. For the taking off.

[irately impatient] JUST CLOSE THE DOORS ALREADY!!! [plane cabin doors slam close; sighs in relief]

KKitty

Woo-hoo!

Carrie

That was too close!

[Josse screams infuriated]

All the teams are off! Some happier than others.

Now we're all on the same flight, and it's all because of that pilot!

Why? Because he, uhh, spoke, uhh- [Josee punches him in the shoulder, getting him to stop talking] Ow!

S7 E22 How Deep Is Your Love?

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Carrie

[which is behind a yeti] AAH! AAAH!

YYeti

[follows Carrie] UGH!

Carrie

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [a yeti slides upwards on a rock]

YYeti

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [grabs onto the Daters’ ice yacht sail] Ooh.

Stephanie

Are you sure you two aren’t related?

YYeti

[runs, then pushes the ice yacht]

Ryan

Thank you.

Josee! What are you going?

Shh! Let’s just say the Cadets can’t catch a break.

Huh? I don’t get it!

I think it’s you who has a screw loose, come on, let’s get another boat. Goodbye.

Josee! Jacques! Wait! We need help!

Did you hear something?

No, I did not.

Help! Allies! I guess they couldn’t hear us.

Uh, they heard you. They’re just mean.

S7 E22 How Deep Is Your Love?

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What does Don have against us? Are we too talented, too attractive, too all-of-the-above?

Carrie

Devin! You’re alive!

I just hurt my ankle, it’s not bad. [gets stepped by a bull] Now that’s bad…

And the Cadets take second! [MacArthur raspberries]

[Cadets’ interview]

I’d rather take first, but, anyway we beat those Ice for Brains jerks is a good day. Good call, I’m not joining up with them again. Way to lead, partner!

Carrie

Are you okay? Anything broken?

No, Carrie, I just… Ow!

Carrie

Good! Gotta get to the carpet! [Runs all the way to the carpet carrying Devin]

And the Best Friends take third. That leads the Haters, and the Ice Dancers.[talks to the Ice Dancers] How are you feeling about your chances now?

Never better…

S7 E23 Darjeel With It

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It’s a Botch or Watch! “Ride 'em, Gaucho.”?

For this Botch or Watch the team member who didn’t play ring toss in the Arctic gets to ride a horse. And use a traditional badora to tie up their team’s designated emu. Once their emu is wrapped up, they must bring it by taxi to the Chill Sone located here, a top Mount Aconcagua in the Andes. But hurry, the last team to arrive maybe heading home, Back at the academy, the Best Friends aren’t letting a single nosebleed stop them.

Carrie

Aaah! Ugh!

I'm sorry.

Carrie

Ow!

Oh, way to hurt your partner!

S7 E24 Last Tango In Buenos Aires

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[The Best Friends got eliminated because Kitty accidentally knocked Devin off a cliff with the Sisters’ emu and severely injured him, making him and Carrie cut from the race]

Carrie

Okay, well they sacrifice themselves for us in Vietnam so we choose the Surfers.

Done! Carrie and Devin good luck with all of that.

PParamedic

All right, the Surfers are awesome. Sorry, let's go.

[the Paramedic take an injured Devin to the helicopter along with his partner Carrie. Brody and Geoff return]

The Best Friends are gone, but the Surfers return. 4 teams will vie for the million! Who will win? Keep watching the Ridonculous Race.

Carrie

It was a super hard race, but you were my hero the whole time.