[which is behind a yeti] AAH! AAAH!
YYeti
[follows Carrie] UGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [a yeti slides upwards on a rock]
YYeti
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [grabs onto the Daters’ ice yacht sail] Ooh.
Are you sure you two aren’t related?
YYeti
[runs, then pushes the ice yacht]
Josee! What are you going?
JoseeShh! Let’s just say the Cadets can’t catch a break.
Josee
I think it’s you who has a screw loose, come on, let’s get another boat. Goodbye.
Josee! Jacques! Wait! We need help!
Josee
No, I did not.
Help! Allies! I guess they couldn’t hear us.
Uh, they heard you. They’re just mean.
Josee
[getting a tip from the Don box] We're going to Darjeeling, India.
Yes, Darjeeling, where the world's finest teas are grown, like assam, nilgiri, and several more I can't pronounce. Teams must fly to Bagdogra, India, then take taxis here to the mountains of Darjeeling to find this Don box with their next travel tip.
Josee
What does Don have against us? Are we too talented, too attractive, too all-of-the-above?
I just hurt my ankle, it’s not bad. [gets stepped by a bull] Now that’s bad…
And the Cadets take second! [MacArthur raspberries]
[Cadets’ interview]
I’d rather take first, but, anyway we beat those Ice for Brains jerks is a good day. Good call, I’m not joining up with them again. Way to lead, partner!
Are you okay? Anything broken?
Good! Gotta get to the carpet! [Runs all the way to the carpet carrying Devin]
And the Best Friends take third. That leads the Haters, and the Ice Dancers.[talks to the Ice Dancers] How are you feeling about your chances now?
Josee
Never better…
The totally-in-love daters, Stephanie and Ryan.
[Daters' interview]
Stephanie and I met at the gym two months and six days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!
We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China?
I was just wondering that!
[They start kissing and making out]
Josee and Jacques, ice dancers.
[Ice Dancers' interview]
We know how to win. We've won gold everywhere!
Josee
Except…the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.
[cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! [runs off]
Josee
Jacques! Silver is his least favorite color.
Geoff and Brody, life-long friends and surfer dudes.
[chuckles] Goin' around the world on someone else's dime. Sweet! [to the camera, calling out to Bridgette] Hey, Bridgette! Love ya, babe! [interview] My girl and I did Total Drama, but she's surfing her way around Australia right now. So, boom, entré my bud, Brody!
Yeah guy! Bros forever! G and B for the W-I-N!
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