[On the Hummer aftershave] Splash it on and make him squeal like a piggy.
S6 E6July 3rd, 2005
S6 E7July 10th, 2005
[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: a rock-star gets in a jam; attacking the Nürburgring in a van; and is a car faster than a man?
[on the Stig]
Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
[During the news]
And the big news this week is Jeremy has been banned from driving for six months. Yes he has! [Audience cheers and applauds] I know! What do we do?
I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but I have to point out that it wasn't his local magistrate that banned him, it was his doctor!
It was and that's why it's taking him so long to get to the stage! [Jeremy slowly approaches the stage] Ooh, you look like you're in pain.
Yes, I am. I have a top speed of one.
What have you done?
I slipped two discs in my back and they told me not to drive or write. Thank you so much for that! That's kind of what I do!
[on the Ford Transit's 40th anniversary, and ways to celebrate the milestone] [...] however, nothing says 'Happy Birthday!' like rubbing Jeremy's face in it. [scene then leads into Sabine Schmitz's Transit attempt to beat JC's 9m 59s Nürburgring lap in a diesel Jaguar]
[On voting for the greatest driving song] A vote for Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell will result in your internet service provider changing your domain name to 'loser'!
S6 E8July 17th, 2005
[During the opening sequence.]
On tonight's show: I drive the Audi TT Convertible, in Iceland; Richard drives the Nissan 350Z Convertible, in Iceland; And James drives the Chrysler Crossfire Convertible. Guess where?
[on the Stig]
Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Hello, and welcome to Top Gear. Now we get quite a few complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show, so we're kicking off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all.
[On the Ferrari F430's various drive modes] And then CST, which turns all the driver aids off. Don't know what CST stands for... Commit... Suicide... Training..?
I bet you any money he's come over to tell me he's stumped by that Chrysler.
James? I'm stumped by that Chrysler.
S6 E9July 24th, 2005
[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Thunderberks are go; we attempt a World Record; and the most annoying car I've ever driven turns out to be one of the best.
[on the Stig]
Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
He's a hugely successful DJ, television presenter, and business man. And he achieved all this despite being born with a terrible affliction... [laughing] Ginger hair.
[Jeremy and James are discussing the Vauxhall Astra and Jeremy is lamenting its lack of grip to go with its very powerful engine]
It's sort of exciting though, admit it.
It's exciting in the same way as being shot at is exciting.
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