[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Thunderberks are go; we attempt a World Record; and the most annoying car I've ever driven turns out to be one of the best.
“July 24th, 2005” · Season 6, Episode 9
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), James May (3)
[on the Stig]
Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
He's a hugely successful DJ, television presenter, and business man. And he achieved all this despite being born with a terrible affliction... [laughing] Ginger hair.
[Jeremy and James are discussing the Vauxhall Astra and Jeremy is lamenting its lack of grip to go with its very powerful engine]
It's sort of exciting though, admit it.
It's exciting in the same way as being shot at is exciting.
[While driving someone] The interesting thing about the French nation, I think, because they are essentially peasants and Communists, is that they are quite good at the fairly small and fairly simple car.
[On voting for the greatest driving song] However your home may be at risk if you vote for Meatloaf!
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