[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: a rock-star gets in a jam; attacking the Nürburgring in a van; and is a car faster than a man?
“July 10th, 2005” · Season 6, Episode 7
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3), Richard Hammond (2), James May (2)
[on the Stig]
Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
[During the news]
And the big news this week is Jeremy has been banned from driving for six months. Yes he has! [Audience cheers and applauds] I know! What do we do?
I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but I have to point out that it wasn't his local magistrate that banned him, it was his doctor!
It was and that's why it's taking him so long to get to the stage! [Jeremy slowly approaches the stage] Ooh, you look like you're in pain.
Yes, I am. I have a top speed of one.
What have you done?
I slipped two discs in my back and they told me not to drive or write. Thank you so much for that! That's kind of what I do!
[on the Ford Transit's 40th anniversary, and ways to celebrate the milestone] [...] however, nothing says 'Happy Birthday!' like rubbing Jeremy's face in it. [scene then leads into Sabine Schmitz's Transit attempt to beat JC's 9m 59s Nürburgring lap in a diesel Jaguar]
[On voting for the greatest driving song] A vote for Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell will result in your internet service provider changing your domain name to 'loser'!
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