For sale: BMW 528. 19K, VGC, TNT, FSH, PAS, AAC, OBC, ICE, ABS, EBD, PDC, DTC, DSC. £15000, ONO [May playing with acronyms in his car advertisement]
S6 E4June 19th, 2005
But unfortunately, its driver had become bored with waiting. [Clarkson walks up to the Audi S4 with the Stig asleep at the wheel and knocks on the windscreen] Stiggy! Wakey wakey! Listen. We're gonna do a race. Okay? You're going to drive the Audi, and see if you can get past the Cadillac. Okay?
[the Stig stares back through his helmet]
[looking back at the camera] You think that's gone in?
[Jeremy has been looking in some boxes of Hammond's mum. He has now found something, and is practically wetting himself with laughter. He stumbles over to James whilst still laughing]
James, look what I just found in Hammond's box. [shows James]
[grimacing] Ooh...
They're his publicity pictures! [to camera] Look at that! [flips picture]
[mocking] Late-night love...
[mocking, in "smooth" voiceover style] Late-night love on 96.3 Cleveland FM, with Richard Hammond. [flipping through pictures] But look...
This is one of thirty radio stations and... [Jeremy finds the picture he's looking for] Oh! [tries unsuccessfully to stifle laughter] Hang on!
[both crack up]
I can see why he gets the jobs hosting Crufts. [to camera] Ready, steady... [flips picture to reveal a younger Richard with wavy, shoulder-length hair, resembling a classical musketeer... James manages to splutter "Dogtanian!" before he and Jeremy completely dissolve into laughter.]
[in the episode where their mums test three hatchbacks] Now we're just using boxes of old junk [lifts a box] cleared out of the mothers' lofts. You know, the kind of... the old tat that no one could possibly want, or... be prepared to read [holding up two of Jeremy's books and one of his solo videotapes]
[James's mother has just lapped the short circuit of their test track more than four seconds faster than Richard's mother]
You know how there's this global speculation about the identity of The Stig?
[Talking about the Peugeot 1007 electric doors] I think they were right about the Peugeot, because if we'd tested this we'd have spent all day with that button going "bzzzzt" and saying "Hey, this is like Star Trek!".
[on the Peugeot 407]
Looks good but no, it'll fall to pieces. Made by people who eat onions!
S6 E5June 26th, 2005
[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: A Formula One world champion is the Star In Our Reasonably Priced Car; the Jaguar E-Type and the Aston Martin DB5; and the British Army shoots me in the face.
[On the Jaguar E-Type losing a drag race to the Honda Accord.]]
(voiceover) It seems like a strange result. I mean, when Jaguar launched the E-Type they said it would do 150 miles an hour. So how could it lose to a Japanese box? Well, let me explain.
They were lying!
[on the Stig]
Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
[driving the new Mercedes Benz SLK while being shot by the Irish Guard snipers]
I'VE JUST SOILED MYSELF!!!!!
[A few moments later...]
I've been shot in the ear, the lungs, and there's a big mess in my pants!
[on the Mercedes SLK-55]
Come on automatic gearbox, WAKE UP!
S6 E6July 3rd, 2005
[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Question Time comes to our Reasonably-Priced Car; Aston's DB9 racer comes to our track; and an offshore powerboat against a Mercedes SLR.
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