[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: A Formula One world champion is the Star In Our Reasonably Priced Car; the Jaguar E-Type and the Aston Martin DB5; and the British Army shoots me in the face.
“June 26th, 2005” · Season 6, Episode 5
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (6)
[On the Jaguar E-Type losing a drag race to the Honda Accord.]]
(voiceover) It seems like a strange result. I mean, when Jaguar launched the E-Type they said it would do 150 miles an hour. So how could it lose to a Japanese box? Well, let me explain.
They were lying!
[on the Stig]
Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
[driving the new Mercedes Benz SLK while being shot by the Irish Guard snipers]
I'VE JUST SOILED MYSELF!!!!!
[A few moments later...]
I've been shot in the ear, the lungs, and there's a big mess in my pants!
[on the Mercedes SLK-55]
Come on automatic gearbox, WAKE UP!
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