Top Gear quotes

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[whilst watching the M3 do a lap]
Jeremy: M3 drivers have no friends.

[[as the Stig begins a lap in a standard-issue police Astra]
James: He's proceeding! In a westerly direction.

[[on the RX-8's Wankel rotary engine]
Jeremy: It's not the torquiest engine in the world, or the most economical, but God it's smooth. You even get a little buzzer - ready? - to tell you to change gear at 9000 RPM 'cause it doesn't feel like it's running on anything as coarse and vulgar as petrol. Feels like it's running on double cream!

[after emptying an entire magazine at the 2nd targets and only managing to cut down a tree, he waits at the Penalty gate, hysterial with frustration]
Jeremy: STEVIE WONDER COULD'VE DONE BETTER!

[On the ZAZ-968's ice-fishing hatch]
Jeremy: Not even a Maybach has this!