[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Richard Hammond buys a cup of coffee; James May slips on some snow...
I hate snow.
...and we show a picture of Steve McQueen.
“June 26th, 2011” · Season 17, Episode 1
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), James May (2), Richard Hammond (1)
[on the MG 6]
I don't think the factory where it's being made is very in Longbridge is Modern at all, because I've got the press release they sent out here and it says the first car was driven off the line by the only woman who works there.
That's not very modern, is it.
No.
Did they go on to say, "and best of all, she has a smashing pair of knockers!"
Don't tell me, it says next "Don't worry chaps, we'll let her drive it off, but we won't let her park it!"
[on the BMW 1M]
So, what do we got here? Well, there's a straight-6 engine at the front, a manual gearbox in the middle and drive goes to the back. That's page 1, chapter 1 from the Petrosexual Handbook.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we ARE not worthy, please welcome Alice Cooper!
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