What kind of bird can have a gallon of guano in its gut and still take off and achieve sufficient altitude to defecate on my Range Rover?!
A big one!
Maybe it was a flying cow.
What?
James, you really do live in Hammersmith, don't you?
We should bear in mind this is the man who believes cows lay eggs, and he does. He said that on the show.
You say that --
I said eggs come from cows.
Well, you see...
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