JJeanie
Tom, it's your wife, sweety. You're dead now – it's time to go.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Dr. Ventures has just encountered the ghost of Major Tom]
[shivering under a blanket] His eyes! Crazy eyes! Accusing me!
[a pirate hands him a warm drink]
Who are you?
Alright Brock, I know this sounds crazy, but just hear him out.
Guuhhm. Can we have a ride home?
What?
Noooo. Do it like you said you were gonna.
(sigh) I'm really, really sorry about this whole mess, and, you know, the whole pirate thing is behind me now, and... plus, you kinda killed Steve, and burnt my ship. So, if you could give us a lift out of here I figure we'd just call it squaresies.
(sigh) Alright.
HDHank & Dean
Go team Venture!
(the pirate captain looks at Brock)
I don't know, they just do that.
(having mistaken Brock for Dr. Venture) Your dad has a bodyguard? Why would he need a bodyguard? The guy's a tank.
Do you have a pen?
To use as a magic wand?
To use...as a pen, Hank.
(recording an entry in his journal) Oh yeah, I lost my locator, and yes, I realize the irony of that.
Cancel the mission abort command! Re-bort, do you copy?!
Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
Uhh...alright.
That tube you feel is your trachea. Think of it as a handle. Your thumb is on your carotid artery, that's your button. Now remember, grab the handle, push the button. Repeat that back.
(gasping) Grab the handle, push the...
Let go of your own throat, Hank.
P1Pirate 1
We need that key that starts your boat Mr. Big Stuff. Lets have it.
It's up my ass!
P2Pirate 2
Are you serious?
Why don't you check.
P2Pirate 2
(looks at his partner) Well? Check.
P1Pirate 1
What if he's lying?
P2Pirate 2
If he were telling the truth, that would be better?
It's like wearing nothing at all. Like a second skin.
Ummm, you've got a little something brown on your nose.
Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed: There were skeletons driving it! (points to the charred remains of the pilots)
Cool! I'm not going to explode anymore. And plus - free invisible mom.
Hank and Dean: Go Team Venture!
Prof. Richard Impossible: There's a reason Ned's boots have velcro instead of laces, honey.
(examining Race) Race Bannon... those bastards killed him!
Those kids? Damnit! We let 'em go!
(to the boys' disgust, Race Bannon's corpse defecates itself)
Yeah... they never show that part on TV.
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