Pirate Captain quotes from The Venture Bros.

Well, we coulda done that.

(having mistaken Brock for Dr. Venture) Your dad has a bodyguard? Why would he need a bodyguard? The guy's a tank.

Oh, man. This is all kinds of uncomfortable. On, like, a couple of levels!

(after getting shot with tranquilizer darts) Oooohhh...It's like gettin' sucked off by an angel!

Oh crap, he's getting his ass kicked, let's go save him!

You crazy? My sword's made of cardboard.

Hey is that guy dead?

Brock

Yeah, probably.

You're not a very good liar, Dean, are ya?

Dean

Maybe...

Hank

Alright Brock, I know this sounds crazy, but just hear him out.

Guuhhm. Can we have a ride home?

Brock

What?

Dean

Noooo. Do it like you said you were gonna.

(sigh) I'm really, really sorry about this whole mess, and, you know, the whole pirate thing is behind me now, and... plus, you kinda killed Steve, and burnt my ship. So, if you could give us a lift out of here I figure we'd just call it squaresies.

Brock

(sigh) Alright.

Go team Venture!

Brock

I don't know, they just do that.

We need that key that starts your boat Mr. Big Stuff. Lets have it.

Brock

It's up my ass!

Are you serious?

Brock

Why don't you check.

(looks at his partner) Well? Check.

What if he's lying?

If he were telling the truth, that would be better?

We can't all be famous adventurers, but that doesn't mean you have to be out of the adventure game all together.

You mean becoming supervillians?

Shiver me timbers, no! I'm talkin' about the "rubber mask" set. The Little Guys.

Do we get to wear cool costumes?

You betcha do. If you run a museum, you get yourself a glowin' suit of armor. You wanna protect your gold from meddlin' kids? You might try a Ghost-Miner-Forty-Niner. Look at me, I look like Johnny Depp!

Oh, and that's not all. Sometimes you get to hang out with people who were famous once, like Cher and the guy who did the voice for Inspector Gadget.