Well, gotta run, luv! (kisses Doctor Girlfriend) Villainous coup to squash; Strangers to execute; you know how it is! Congratulations both of you! (shape changes into an eagle) Ta!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(David Bowie transforms into an eagle and flies away.)
Doc, you’re OK.
DVDoctor Venture
I swallowed a gold filling during the crash, so we have to hook up the metal detector to the toilet again. What did we miss?
The guy from Labyrinth turned into a bird!
2#21
So The Sovereign recorded Station to Station?!
2#24
And ChangesOne? I love that album!
2#21
Could you be a bigger poseur? ChangesOne was a "best of"!
IKInsect King
No! Not the ring of power! It's the only thing that can steal my black heart.
Eat it!
[Dean begins randomly stabbing the Insect King]
IKInsect King
Ow-eeee that fucking hurts! Ow! Right down to the thorax, Dick! But it missed my Black heart.
Die!
[Dean severes the Insect King's arm and leg]
IKInsect King
Ow, dude stop already, you're not even aiming for my black heart!
I vanquish you!
IKInsect King
Come on, those are reproductive organs! Will you take the fucking hint and stab me in the heart already?!
I got it! Your evil black heart is where your power comes from!
IKInsect King (feigning chagrin)
Oh no, you have learned my terrible secret!
MHMonarch Henchman
Come on! Come on! I wanna go with you guys!
Fuck off! It only seats Two! Two!
(Interior The Monarch escape pod)
Wooo, you're insatiable, woman. Now that's one myth about married life we can scratch off the list, huh?
Ya...You...know I nev..I never actually said I do.
Well you never said you don't.
Well there's something else I haven't said, It, uh, it might... change things.
Is it, "Let's go again?" 'Cause I'm gonna need a few...
No, okay...deep breath, Sheila, you've been rehearsing this...
(Dr. Girlfriend takes a deep breath)
Monarch, I'm....
(Cut to exterior of Monarch's escape pod)
(angrily) WHAT!?
[Dr. Orpheus carries Dean in his arms]
Don’t panic, Dean is safe. Safe in the magic hands of the Order of the... [Orpheus trips on Phantom Limb limb’s then drops Dean]
Ow, hey pop!
VDr. Venture
Dean was missing, nice job Brock.
Peoples, somebody here lose an invisible...
[Alchemist realizes he’s pick up one of Phantom Limb limb’s. Then has a sinister look on his face]
Oh... Oh, I'm keeping this.
KNKlaus Nomi
Did ve win?
IPIggy Pop
Kinda. Get the girl. A bonus. Free smokes, man.
[Klaus drags Dr. Girlfriend away by her hair going pass the Monarch’s henchman]
IPIggy Pop
Don't bother stamping your feet. We don't do encores.
After their short honeymoon, the Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend are captured by the Guild to face questioning by the Council of Thirteen related to the traitor, Phantom Limb. Much of their history as villains is also revealed. Meanwhile, Dr. Girlfriend's Murderous Moppets takeover the Monarch's henchmen to rebuild his cocoon fortress.
[The Monarch's henchmen are standing in the remains of the cocoon]
2#24
Well, they're gone. Now what the hell do we do?
2#21
We forge our own destiny. We are as ronin — wandering samurai without a master.
Wrong. We're your master now.
2#21
What? Says who? Who died and put you in charge?
Need we point out the obvious? Kevin...
Henchman #2, front and center! [everyone looks around] Okay, #3, step forward. Henchmen 4, 5, henchman 6...
You see? Bet there isn't even anyone here over, what, an 18? Whereas Kevin and I were Dr. Girlfriend's number 2s!
2#24
Our numbers are ranks?
[Dr. Girlfriend and the Monarch are being interrogated by the Council of Thirteen in separate rooms]
You can't do this to us. Where's the Monarch?
C1Councilman 1
You will see him soon enough.
Only after the Guild of Calamitous Intent is satisfied. You know why you are here.
No clue! Few hours ago I was in my floating escape bed- repeatedly consumating my marriage -and the next thing I know your super creeps are blindfolding us and dragging us here to get shot at!
C9Councilman 9
This is the way these things are done.
C2Councilman 2
And in light of recent events we need to be sure we can trust you.
Trust us? You were the ones who promoted him all these years.
There's no reason to get defensive.
C8Councilman 8
We just have some questions for you; tell us about the traitor Phantom Limb.
I know he wears an awful lot of purple for a white guy. What else you wanna know?
Behold! [he drops his pants to reveal his invisible legs]
What...happened to your legs?
What do you know...of evil?
Why? You...'eviled' your legs?
Evil is misunderstood. Society slaps our wrists and tells us to simmer down while she wages her murderous wars, destroys our planet, and prays to the mighty dollar.
And then she made your legs invisible?
Oh man, if that shows up on YouTube...I...I'm serious, what kind of torture is this? Couldn't you just drill my teeth or shove bamboo under my nails or something?
C9Councilman 9
This is not a torture, Mr. Monarch.
C8Councilman 8
It is an interrogation.
Or a trial of sorts.
C9Councilman 9
I always say, it's a crucible.
C8Councilman 8
Oh, that's way cooler.
Welcome to the Citadel of Attribution. My name is Watch. I will be the only human face you will see, speak to...and enjoy.
Okay...
WWard
[walking in, eating chips] So that's Lady Au Pair.
Dude, get out of here. She's not supposed to see anybody but me.
WWard
Really?
No, I'm making that up. Yes, really!
WWard
Oh, should I put on my hood?
Forget it. She already saw your face. You might as well stay.
WWard
Good.
W-wait. Did that video have a wipe?
C2Councilman 2
Councilman 3 got Adobe Premiere.
Was it too showy? I thought it would make it more lively.
And why did you change the music??"
C4Councilman 4
Pardon...?
A man remembers what was on his car radio when he taps his future wife. That was not the song.
C4Councilman 4
Oh, we couldn't afford the rights.
C5Councilman 5
Einar's lawyers were ready to sign, but Bjork's lawyers wouldn't budge!
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