Councilman 3 quotes from The Venture Bros.

Dr. Girlfriend

You can't do this to us. Where's the Monarch?

You will see him soon enough.

Only after the Guild of Calamitous Intent is satisfied. You know why you are here.

No clue! Few hours ago I was in my floating escape bed- repeatedly consumating my marriage -and the next thing I know your super creeps are blindfolding us and dragging us here to get shot at!

This is the way these things are done.

And in light of recent events we need to be sure we can trust you.

Dr. Girlfriend

Trust us? You were the ones who promoted him all these years.

There's no reason to get defensive.

We just have some questions for you; tell us about the traitor Phantom Limb.

I know he wears an awful lot of purple for a white guy. What else you wanna know?

Oh man, if that shows up on YouTube...I...I'm serious, what kind of torture is this? Couldn't you just drill my teeth or shove bamboo under my nails or something?

This is not a torture, Mr. Monarch.

It is an interrogation.

Or a trial of sorts.

I always say, it's a crucible.

Oh, that's way cooler.

W-wait. Did that video have a wipe?

Councilman 3 got Adobe Premiere.

Was it too showy? I thought it would make it more lively.

And why did you change the music??"

Pardon...?

A man remembers what was on his car radio when he taps his future wife. That was not the song.

Oh, we couldn't afford the rights.

Einar's lawyers were ready to sign, but Bjork's lawyers wouldn't budge!

Welcome to alive, Dragoon [Councilman 8]. My name is Revenge.

Your name is Phantom limb, you fucking lunatic.

That's Phantom Limb? No wonder! He's like number one on the "Guild's Most Wanted" list. (sarcastic) Great. Now he's gonna kill us.

Why can't I hear them?

Because you are SANE.

I'm staying in the car- We! WE are staying in the car.

We haven't been outside in over 30 years. I'm old and I'm afraid of everything!

I am worried the streets will be overrun with teenage gangs.

Teenagers are cruel and will undoubtedly laugh and mock at us, because our trousers are not in style anymore.

And we are two heads on one body, and that has never, ever been hip.

And I can kill a man by simply touching him. Now what were your special powers again?

It's in the safe, isn't it?

I'll carry the boy bag!

Two heads ARE better than one!

What does that have to do with anything?

Nothing, I've just been wanting to say that all day, I got sick of waiting for an opportunity!